Jesus Sandal Jokes
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There were two thieves who were also being crucified next to Jesus. One of them said, Jesus, remember me when you come into your kingdom.
Jesus looked towards the thief and said, Truly I say to you, today you shall be with me in para...ARE THOSE MY SANDALS!
Jesus was a hippie
He had sandals, long hair and he died hugging a tree
My dad's reasoning for wearing sandals to Church
Jesus wore sandals too.
A couple of nurses are working in a children's hospital when all of a sudden a mysterious figure appears.
He is in doctor's clothing, but strangely he starts healing all the kids with just a few words and a touch of his fingers. As the man, in scrubs and sandals, disappears again the nurses look at each other in disbelief, one says: 'Wow, do you think that was Jesus?' To which the other replies: 'I think so... I almost did not recognize him in that outfit, he normally wears white robes.'
TL;DR: He was blessing in diguise.
Why did Jesus cross the road?
Because his sandals were turning into shoes.
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