The Best 4 Jesus Nazareth Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jesus Nazareth jokes. There are some jesus nazareth jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jesus nazareth puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Jesus Nazareth Jokes and Puns

An 8 year old Jesus of Nazareth walks into his house...

Leaving the door open, tracking mud across the floor Mary just cleaned, throwing his clothes on the floor instead of in the basket... And Mary yells "Jesus!!! What do you think your doing?? You act like you were born in a....oh yeah, never mind"

Why didn't Jesus play in the Bethlehem X Nazareth soccer match?

Because he was suspended.

Why didn't Jesus play the FC Nazareth vs Bethlehem United ?

He was suspended.

Why couldn't Jesus play int he match opposing Jerusalem to Nazareth?

Because he was suspended.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the jesus nazareth jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working jesus nazareth piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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