Jester Jokes
31 jester jokes and hilarious jester puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about jester that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Explore the dark and twisted world of Jester jokes and comedy. Learn about the history and different types of Jesters, from evil to comedic and even the occasional philanthropic. Discover how Jesters from Medieval times bring humor to Dungeons and Dragons and even the Royal court. Get your dose of hilarity with some of the most unique jokes around.
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Funniest Jester Short Jokes
Short jester jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jester humour may include short juggler jokes also.
- What Did the King say When the Queen Gifted him a Fool for his Birthday "I've no use for one of these... But it was a nice jester"
- What did the court jester call the balding crown prince? The Heir Apparent with no Hair Apparent.
- The villagers mourned the king and his jester after an unfortunate sewage accident. The town casts down frowns when their crown and his clown drowned in the brown.
- A jester's chief employment is to kill himself for your enjoyment, and a jester unemployed... is nobody's fool.
- What did the jester say to the criminal at the guillotine? "Stay calm, and do not lose your head."
- Why are there no clowns in the Lord of the Rings books? The author considered it, but realized that the introduction of such a character would be only a Tolkein Jester.
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Jester One Liners
Which jester one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jester? I can suggest the ones about jolly and jockey.
- The other day I held the door for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.
- What do you call a sun who can't stop telling jokes? A solar jester.
- What do you call a clown that gives you flowers? A Romantic Jester!
- At a renaissance fair, a Royal Entertainer held a door open for me. It was a nice jester.
- Today, Ronald McDonald put a quarter in my expired parking meter ... what a kind jester!
- What do you call a rabbit jester? A harelequin
- What do you call an unemployed jester? Nobody's fool
- A clown at the circus gave me some free popcorn. That was a very kind jester.
- What do you call it when a clown does something nice? A kind jester.
- What did the jester say to the plumber? s**... on this!
Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Jester Jokes
What funny jokes about jester you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean magician jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make jester pranks.
Apology
(an old Yiddish joke)
The court jester argued with the king about whether an apology could be worse than the crime.
Later that day the king was going up the stairs when he felt a hand on his behind. He turned around to see the jester.
"I'm sorry your Highness, I apologize. I thought you were the Queen.
The court jester decided to play a prank
So he got a bucket of coal dust from the blacksmith and rigged it over a doorway.
Soon enough Sir Lancelot walks up in his shiniest silver armor. He'd spent the entire morning polishing it to a mirror finish. As soon as he walks through the doorway, a trip wire dumps the bucket of coal dust over him turning his polished armor a dingy black. Needless to say he was storming mad, covered in filthy black dust.
It was a dark and stormy knight.
There was a king.
He was having a problem with barbarians in his kingdom, so he began sending guards to patrol the roads at night.
One of his nobles sent some of his city guard to help with the efforts, and a fool to keep the king's mood up.
The king was polite, but full of pride, so he sent the guards back with the message, "I have plenty of guards of my own, but I appreciate the jester."
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To take down a kingdom, just kill the court jester
Or as they say, go straight for the juggler.
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Two cannibals are eating a clown for dinner when one stops and asks the other
"does this taste funny to you?"
The other replies
"No but I do think it was a nice Jester that you cooked tonight."
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A man takes his family to the courtyard to see a beheading
He arrives, but no one is one the stage besides the guards. A half hour later, the headsman arrived on the stage.
I'm terribly sorry about the wait. I hope it didn't cause any of you to lose your heads, the headsman says, and chuckles a little to himself at his joke.
The beheading proceeds according to plan, and as the man leaves, the jester stops him.
Good sir, I may ask you a question. I'm thinking of perusing a career in comedy. What did you think of my joke?
The man thinks for a second, and responds The timing is was off, but the execution was incredible!
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D&D Jokes
Some jokes I've picked up for my Jester character:
* A human, a half orc, and an elf walk into a bar. The dwarf walks under it.
* Two gnolls are sitting in the woods eating lunch. One says "Man, i hate my wife" and the other one says "Then just eat the salad".
* What do you call a ranger without an animal companion? A v**....
* What do you call 1 gnome at the bottom of the ocean? a problem
What do you call 10 gnomes at the bottom of the ocean? a problem
What do you call 1000 gnomes at the bottom of the ocean? a problem
What do you call EVERY SINGLE GNOME IN THE UNIVERSE at the bottom of the ocean? problem solved.
* What did the courier say when asked what his favorite armor type is? "I'm a mail man"
* How many Paladins does it take to light a candle? Two, one to light the wick, and another to "uphold the light".
* Why are monks the best lovers? Flurry of Blows.
