The Best 7 Jessie Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jessie jokes. There are some jessie jenna jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jessie carly puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Jessie Jokes and Puns

Emma was not like the other girls. She didn't know why all the others were crazy about Derek. She felt more intimate with Jessie and the cheerleaders than with another guys. She was reaching a moment in her life when she had to ask herself the question.

Emma gay

Why does Walter get to keep more of the drug money than Jessie?

White privilege

Boss calls in his top 4 employees.

Boss:
Been doing some evaluations. And I am very upset at the results. James, you appear to be buying Cocaine from some K-Fish. Peterson, you appear to be taking marijuana from this same K-Fish. I'm mostly disappointed at you, Jessie, for purchasing pills from this K-Fish person as well.

This is why I'm promoting Kevin Fishouse, for being a great role model for the company.

"Let's buy a skyscraper and turn into a huge meth factory!" said Jessie.

"That's illegal on *so* many levels." replied Walter.

What would Jessie tell Woody while having a threesome with buzz?

You've got a friend in me!


What did Woody say to Jessie while they were having sex?

Now I've got my friend in you!

"Hey, why'd Andy put me in this jar?"

said Jessie, unaware of the horror that would ensue.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the jessie jenn jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working jessie eliza piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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