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Emma was not like the other girls. She didn't know why all the others were crazy about Derek. She felt more intimate with Jessie and the cheerleaders than with another guys. She was reaching a moment in her life when she had to ask herself the question.
Emma gay
Why does Walter get to keep more of the drug money than Jessie?
White privilege
Boss calls in his top 4 employees.
Boss:
Been doing some evaluations. And I am very upset at the results. James, you appear to be buying c**... from some K-Fish. Peterson, you appear to be taking m**... from this same K-Fish. I'm mostly disappointed at you, Jessie, for purchasing pills from this K-Fish person as well.
This is why I'm promoting Kevin Fishouse, for being a great role model for the company.
"Let's buy a skyscraper and turn into a huge m**... factory!" said Jessie.
"That's i**... on *so* many levels." replied Walter.
What would Jessie tell w**... while having a t**... with buzz?
You've got a friend in me!
What did w**... say to Jessie while they were having s**...?
Now I've got my friend in you!
"Hey, why'd Andy put me in this jar?"
said Jessie, unaware of the horror that would ensue.
Having immigrated at 1 and been raised in Los Angeles
by two hard-working first generation Korean parents,
I still struggle with insecurities, some of which are
worsened by deeply ingrained Asian stereotypes from my past.
Just the other week, my Caucasian friend Jessie and I hit the links
and I tee off 250 yards straight down the middle of the fairway.
Then he tees off, and his ball hits
an 8 year old boy in the back of the head
\-- killing him instantly.
So I'm like "Oh. My. God.
Who's the bad driver now!?"
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