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Two biologists get married and have twin girls.

They name one Jessica and the other Control.

I hope Jessica Biel names her first child Batmo.

Why was her name Jessica Rabbit?

Because of the RED HARE!

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I was sat opposite a girl yesterday, for the life of me I couldn't remember her name.

I decided to just be honest and tell her, "I'm sorry but what was your name again".
"Jessica" she said. "Do you have trouble remembering girls names" she added in a wry way.
"Only the ugly ones" I blurted out.
Anyway to cut a long story short I didn't get the job.

my wife got mad at me after picking out baby names...

she like it for the first week then it clicked for her... i said Peter Brian Johnson for a baby boy and Veronica Jessica Johnson for a baby girl...

If Sarah Jessica Parker came out as transgender...

Her new name would be Mr. Ed

If Hunter Renfrow has another game against Alabama like the last two championships, I've decided that I'm going to name my first born child after him.

Hopefully, Jessica will adapt to the new name.

Jessica Biel just publicly revealed the name of her next child.

She's naming the baby Batmo.

David Bowie once fell in love with a beautiful Asian girl named Jessica Chang

He wrote a song about it.
"Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch Chang Jess!"

Contrary to the rumor going around

Jessica Biel is NOT going to name her next child Batmoe.

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