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Laugh out loud with jokes about the name Jessica! From classic behavior of Jessica Rabbit to the witty detective Jessica Fletcher, find hilarious quips about famous Jessicas, like Ariana Grande, Nikki Bella, and Nicole Kidman.

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It just occurred to me that we have to make all the jokes about Sarah Jessica Parker while she's still alive..

Because after she dies it'll be like beating a dead horse...

So a horse walks into a bar...

...and the bartender asks, "Hey buddy, why the long face?"

The horse looks up and responds, "I'm out of the job! Sarah Jessica Parker started doing her own stunts."

We really need to stop telling Sarah Jessica Parker jokes.

All we're doing is beating a dead horse.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar

The bartender asked, "why the long face?"

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What do you call a reverse Centaur?

Sarah Jessica Parker

sex with twins

Two guys are at a bar. One of them looks to the other and says, "I had the best time last night. I had sex with twins!" The other asks, "How could you tell them apart?" "Well, Jessica had long, beautiful, blonde hair, and Alex had a goatee.

I hope Jessica Biel names her first child Batmo.

Jessica joke, I hope Jessica Biel names her first child Batmo.

How do you get Sarah Jessica Parker to say her lines on set?

Rub some peanut butter on her gums.

What's Sarah Jessica Parker's favorite dance move?

The Neigh Neigh.

What do you call a horse who goes freerunning?

Sarah Jessica Parkour

A horse walks into a bar. ..

A horse walks into a bar and sits down.

The bartender says, "Why the long face?"

Sarah Jessica Parker responds, "I'm a person you know? I have feelings!"

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Two biologists get married and have twin girls.

They name one Jessica and the other Control.

I hate when people talk about their kids age in weeks and months.

"Jessica said her first word at 36 weeks!"

You mean 9 months.

"Ken is 24 months!"

Deborah, he's 2.

"My baby is -26 weeks old!"

No, Karen, you miscarried.

"Oh my god! Sarah Jessica Parker is a competitive sprinter?!"

"Greg, calm down! This is just the Kentucky Derby."

my wife got mad at me after picking out baby names...

she like it for the first week then it clicked for her... i said Peter Brian Johnson for a baby boy and Veronica Jessica Johnson for a baby girl...

Sarah Jessica Parker was asked if she supported the company that manufactures the Epi-pen.

She replied: "Nay"

Jessica joke, Sarah Jessica Parker was asked if she supported the company that manufactures the Epi-pen.

A Man Walks Into The Kitchen And Grabs A Milk Carton

He sees the picture of a missing girl on the back of it. Then he shouts into the living room: "Jessica, come! You look so young in this picture!"

Rob Lowe, Sarah Jessica Parker, and Robert Downey Jr. Walk up to the bar at the Governors Ball....

The bartender looks at Sarah Jessica Parker and says "Why the long face?"

Asked my parents for some Sarah Jessica Parker movies for Christmas

They told me to stop "horsing around"

Society is so PC nowadays, you can't even say "Ho ho ho"

You have to say "Jessica, Patricia, and Michaela"

Dad: When you turn 18, I'm taking you to the strip club.

Teen: Of course not dad!

Dad: Oh shut up Jessica, it's time for you to start bringing money to the house.

What's the best part about banging Jessica Alba?

You'll know if she was faking it.

A horse walks into a bar

The bartender asks, "why the long face?"

The horse starts crying. In between the sobs, he says "it's not my fault I look like Sarah Jessica Parker!"

A horse and Sarah Jessica Parker walk into a bar...

...before the bartender says anything, the horse tells him:
'don't bother, she's heard it all before.'

If Sarah Jessica Parker came out as transgender...

Her new name would be Mr. Ed

How tall is Sarah Jessica Parker?

15.3 hands.

Jessica joke, How tall is Sarah Jessica Parker?

Sarah Jessica Parker on the cancelation of the new Sex and the City movie

"Will there be a Sex and the City 3?"

"Nay." -Sarah Jessica Parker

A biologist gives birth ...........

A biologist gives birth to a set of twins. She names one Jessica and the other Control.

David Bowie once fell in love with a beautiful Asian girl named Jessica Chang

He wrote a song about it.

"Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch Chang Jess!"

Jessica Biel just publicly revealed the name of her next child.

She's naming the baby Batmo.

Earlier today, my co-worker told me my voice sounded like Sarah Jessica Parker,

I hate it when my voice sounds horse.

Jenn and Jessica invite Chelsea out for lunch...

So I heard Jessica Jones is directed by only Females

Well thats one way of saving 20% on production costs

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar...

The bartender says, Thank God this joke is not as long as your nose!

I got a chance to ask Sarah Jessica Parker a question during a meet and greet, but it seemed like she didn't want to be there and looked sad so I asked her...

Why the long face?

If Sarah Jessica Parker Dies...

And people continue making jokes about her, are they beating a dead horse?

We threw our friend Jessica a surprise bukkake party....

Should have see the look on her face.

I'm going to make a game about free running horses

And I'll call it "sarah jessica parkour".

Who is brave enough to find new friends while facing a gun?

Jessica Fletcher

I was pretty upset when my friends called me a serial cheater.

I would never do something like that to Jessica, Susan, Tiffany, or Beth.

For the next Olympic Equestrian contest, they are renaming the Show Jumping event.

They are calling it Sarah Jessica Parkour.

If Hunter Renfrow has another game against Alabama like the last two championships, I've decided that I'm going to name my first born child after him.

Hopefully, Jessica will adapt to the new name.

I just heard that Budweiser is suing Stella Artois for casting Sarah Jessica Parker in their Super Bowl LIII ad.

Apparently they have a trademark on beer advertisements starring a horse.

I was sat opposite a girl yesterday, for the life of me I couldn't remember her name.

I decided to just be honest and tell her, "I'm sorry but what was your name again".
"Jessica" she said. "Do you have trouble remembering girls names" she added in a wry way.
"Only the ugly ones" I blurted out.
Anyway to cut a long story short I didn't get the job.

Sally and Jessica used to bond over being the only two virgins at their University...

They don't see each other much anymore but they're still tight.

Of course trump will challenge the results. He will not take no for an answer.

Just ask Ivana trump, Jill hearth, Jean carrol, summer zervos, alva Johnson, Jessica leeds, Kristen Anderson, Lisa boyne, Cathy heller, temple McDowell, Amy dorris, Karena Virginia, karen Johnson, mindy mcgillivary, Jennifer Murphy, Rachael crooks, Natasha stoynoff, juillet huddy, Jessica drake, ninni laaksonen, Cassandra searless, Mariah billado, Victoria Hughes, Bridget Sullivan, Tasha Dixon, and Samantha holvey.

Why was her name Jessica Rabbit?

Because of the RED HARE!

A wife and husband were in a car talking to each other.

Wife : would you sleep with my best friend in order to save my life?

Husband : uhh, of course. I'd do anything to save your life, even if I had to sleep with Jessica.

Wife : what? Whose Jessica?

Husband : uhh, your best friend? Who is it? Lauren?

Wife : What??? No

Husband : Well i'd sleep with anyone if it meant I would be able to save your life. Who is your best friend anyways?

Wife : Jonathan

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