Jessica Jokes

• Short Jessica Jokes
• Jessica One Liners
• Sarah Jessica Jokes
• Sarah Jessica Parker Jokes
• Jessica Name Jokes
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Funniest Jessica Short Jokes

Short jessica jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jessica humour may include short sarah jessica parker jokes also.

1. Two biologists get married and have twin girls. They name one Jessica and the other Control.
2. It just occurred to me that we have to make all the jokes about Sarah Jessica Parker while she's still alive.. Because after she dies it'll be like beating a dead horse...
3. So I heard Jessica Jones is directed by only Females Well thats one way of saving 20% on production costs
4. sally and Jessica used to bond over being the only two virgins at their University... They don't see each other much anymore but they're still tight.
5. If Sarah Jessica Parker Dies... And people continue making jokes about her, are they beating a dead horse?
6. A biologist gives birth ........... A biologist gives birth to a set of twins. She names one Jessica and the other Control.
7. Rob Lowe, Sarah Jessica Parker, and Robert Downey Jr. Walk up to the bar at the Governors Ball.... The bartender looks at Sarah Jessica Parker and says "Why the long face?"
8. I just heard that Budweiser is suing Stella Artois for casting Sarah Jessica Parker in their Super Bowl LIII ad. Apparently they have a trademark on beer advertisements starring a horse.
9. I was pretty upset when my friends called me a serial cheater. I would never do something like that to Jessica, Susan, Tiffany, or Beth.
10. So a horse walks into a bar... ...and the bartender asks, "Hey buddy, why the long face?"
    The horse looks up and responds, "I'm out of the job! Sarah Jessica Parker started doing her own stunts."

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Jessica One Liners

Which jessica one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jessica? I can suggest the ones about jessica name and jenny.

1. I hope Jessica Biel names her first child Batmo.
2. What do you call a horse who goes freerunning? Sarah Jessica Parkour
3. Why was her name Jessica Rabbit? Because of the RED HARE!
4. Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar The bartender asked, "why the long face?"
5. How tall is Sarah Jessica Parker? 15.3 hands.
6. If Sarah Jessica Parker came out as transgender... Her new name would be Mr. Ed
7. What's Sarah Jessica Parker's favorite dance move? The Neigh Neigh.
8. Who is brave enough to find new friends while facing a gun? Jessica Fletcher
9. Jenn and Jessica invite Chelsea out for lunch...
10. What do you call a reverse Centaur? Sarah Jessica Parker
11. If Batman and Jessica Biel have a son He should be called Batmo Biel.
12. You can lead a horse to water... but Sarah Jessica Parker prefers wine.
13. What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig? Sarah Jessica Porker
14. Every time I yawn I remember Jessica Jones *Come back here, Jessicaaaaa*^( slow mo)
15. What so ironic about Sarah Jessica Parker? Nobody wants to ride that horse...

Sarah Jessica Jokes

Here is a list of funny sarah jessica jokes and even better sarah jessica puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I'm going to make a game about free running horses And I'll call it "sarah jessica parkour".
• A horse walks into a bar The bartender asks, "why the long face?"
  The horse starts crying. In between the sobs, he says "it's not my fault I look like Sarah Jessica Parker!"
• Sarah Jessica Parker was asked if she supported the company that manufactures the Epi-pen. She replied: "Nay"
• A horse walks into a bar. .. A horse walks into a bar and sits down.
  The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
  Sarah Jessica Parker responds, "I'm a person you know? I have feelings!"
• A horse and Sarah Jessica Parker walk into a bar... ...before the bartender says anything, the horse tells him:
  'don't bother, she's heard it all before.'
• I got a chance to ask Sarah Jessica Parker a question during a meet and greet, but it seemed like she didn't want to be there and looked sad so I asked her... Why the long face?
• Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar... The bartender says, Thank God this joke is not as long as your nose!
• Earlier today, my co-worker told me my voice sounded like Sarah Jessica Parker, I hate it when my voice sounds horse.
• How do you get Sarah Jessica Parker to say her lines on set? Rub some peanut butter on her gums.
• For the next Olympic Equestrian contest, they are renaming the Show Jumping event. They are calling it Sarah Jessica Parkour.

Sarah Jessica Parker Jokes

Here is a list of funny sarah jessica parker jokes and even better sarah jessica parker puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Asked my parents for some Sarah Jessica Parker movies for Christmas They told me to stop "horsing around"
• "Oh my god! Sarah Jessica Parker is a competitive sprinter?!" "Greg, calm down! This is just the Kentucky Derby."
• We really need to stop telling Sarah Jessica Parker jokes. All we're doing is beating a dead horse.
• A horse walks into a bar... Oh wait, it's just Sarah Jessica Parker. Sorry, my bad.
• Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar .
• Sarah Jessica Parker on the cancelation of the new s**... and the City movie "Will there be a s**... and the City 3?"
  "Nay." -Sarah Jessica Parker

Jessica Name Jokes

Here is a list of funny jessica name jokes and even better jessica name puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• If Hunter Renfrow has another game against Alabama like the last two championships, I've decided that I'm going to name my first born child after him. Hopefully, Jessica will adapt to the new name.
• Jessica Biel just publicly revealed the name of her next child. She's naming the baby Batmo.
• David Bowie once fell in love with a beautiful Asian girl named Jessica Chang He wrote a song about it.
  "Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch Chang Jess!"
• Contrary to the rumor going around Jessica Biel is NOT going to name her next child Batmoe.

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