The Best 7 Jesse Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jesse jokes. There are some jesse benjamin jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jesse jesse jackson puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Jesse Jokes and Puns

The Carnival Date

Jesse took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Amber?" asked Jesse.

"I want to get weighed," replied Amber.

They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.

Next, the couple went on the Ferris Wheel. When the ride was over, Jesse again asked Amber what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said.

Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Jesse lost his dollar.

By this time, Jesse figured that she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.

Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How did it go?"

Amber responded, "Oh, Waura. It was wousy."

What did Jesse say to Woody when they were having a threesome with Buzz Lightyear?

You've got a friend in me

Why did Jesse James take the BAR exam?

So he could be an attorney out-law.

Hitler shook jesse owens hand at the '39 olympics.

Meanwhile our president couldn't even be bothered to stand up.

The only positive thing about the Jesse Lacey accusations?

We'll get a good Taking Back Sunday album out of it.


What kind of girl is Jesse Lacey into?

Have you seen that new movie about Jesse Owens and 1936 Olympics?

It's called "The Fast and the Fuhrer-ious".

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the jesse jessie jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working jesse jesse james piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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