Jersey Shore Jokes

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Funniest Jersey Shore Short Jokes

Short jersey shore jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jersey shore humour may include short jersey jokes also.

  1. What's the Difference between NHL Players and the Jersey Shore Girls? NHL Players shower after three periods.
  2. This Hurricane should have been called Snooki... The're both heading to the Jersey Shore with plans to blow everyone in a 50 mile radius.
  3. Snooki's kind of like Hurricane Sandy... She's large, slow-moving, an has blown just about everyone in the Jersey Shore.
  4. I was watching Jersey Shore the other day when I thought... I didn't know I had animal planet.
  5. Jersey Shore star Mike Sorrentino was indicted on tax charges today The Situation does not look good legally.
  6. What did Michael Sorrentino say when they asked him if he would be ok with wearing adult diapers on some of the new episodes of Jersey Shore? It depends on The Situation.
  7. Did you hear Mike Sorrentino from the Jersey Shore is pleading guilty to tax evasion? You could say he's in a Bad "Situation".
  8. How did Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola of the Jersey Shore direct the people looking for the store that sells grass seed? "Go to the LUUUUUAWWWWWWNNNNNN SHUUUUUUUUUUAWWWWWPPPPPP!"
  9. What's the difference between h**... and the cast of the jersey shore? I wouldn't shoot h**....
  10. Whats the name of that old reality show where they go fishing and catch a bunch of c**...? Oh, right.
    Jersey Shore...I miss that show.

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Jersey Shore One Liners

Which jersey shore one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jersey shore? I can suggest the ones about new jersey and washed shore.

  1. I thought Jersey Shore was going to be about Jersey cows. I was right.
  2. If two teams of football players hosted a game at a beach.. Would it be a Jersey Shore?
  3. Did ya hear Mike from Jersey shore missed his waxing appointment?
  4. Geometry is like Jersey Shore Allways tanning, sinning, and consigning contracts.
  5. What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore? Gym.Tan.Laundry.

Amusing & Witty Jersey Shore Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about jersey shore you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chris christie jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make jersey shore pranks.

Why are people from the Jersey Shore so s**...?

"Why are people from the Jersey Shore so s**...? They can only count to tan"

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