The Best 15 Jersey Shore Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Jersey Shore Jokes and Puns

What's the Difference between NHL Players and the Jersey Shore Girls?

NHL Players shower after three periods.

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

This Hurricane should have been called Snooki...

The're both heading to the Jersey Shore with plans to blow everyone in a 50 mile radius.

Snooki's kind of like Hurricane Sandy...

She's large, slow-moving, an has blown just about everyone in the Jersey Shore.

I thought Jersey Shore was going to be about Jersey cows.

I was right.


I was watching Jersey Shore the other day when I thought...

I didn't know I had animal planet.

Jersey Shore star Mike Sorrentino was indicted on tax charges today

The Situation does not look good legally.

What did Michael Sorrentino say when they asked him if he would be ok with wearing adult diapers on some of the new episodes of Jersey Shore?

It depends on The Situation.

Whats the name of that old reality show where they go fishing and catch a bunch of crabs?

Oh, right.

Jersey Shore...I miss that show.

If two teams of football players hosted a game at a beach..

Would it be a Jersey Shore?

Did you hear Mike Sorrentino from the Jersey Shore is pleading guilty to tax evasion? You could say he's in a

Bad "Situation".

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Why are people from the Jersey Shore so stupid?

"Why are people from the Jersey Shore so stupid? They can only count to tan"

How did Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola of the Jersey Shore direct the people looking for the store that sells grass seed?

"Go to the LUUUUUAWWWWWWNNNNNN SHUUUUUUUUUUAWWWWWPPPPPP!"

Did ya hear Mike from Jersey shore missed his waxing appointment?

Geometry is like Jersey Shore

Allways tanning, sinning, and consigning contracts.

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