Jersey Jokes

Funniest Jersey Short Jokes

Short jersey jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jersey humour may include short jacket jokes also.

1. Why are New Yorkers always so depressed? Q: Why are New Yorkers always so depressed?
   A: The light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
2. Why are people from New York always depressed. Because the light at the end of the tunnel is always Jersey.
3. Why is everyone in New York depressed? Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey
4. Why are people in New York always so sad? Because the light at the end of the tunnel is *New Jersey*
5. What's the Difference between NHL Players and the jersey shore Girls? NHL Players shower after three periods.
6. Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in super bowl 50? Because it's hard to catch a white bronco in California.
7. If Mississippi gave Missouri her New Jersey to wear at the fair, what will Delaware? I don't know but Alaska.
8. Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California get all the lawyers? New Jersey got to pick first.
9. I once had 4 blowouts at once, but managed to drive on the metal of my rims from New York to New Jersey. I did pretty good, but the hero of the moment was my car. It worked tirelessly.
10. Why did Washington, D.C. get all the lawyers and New Jersey get all the toxic waste dumps? New Jersey had the first pick.

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Jersey One Liners

Which jersey one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jersey? I can suggest the ones about sweater and jeans.

1. If Mississippi wears her New Jersey, what does Delaware? I dunno, Alaska.
2. If Mississippi lent Missouri her New Jersey, what did Delaware? I don't know; Alaska
3. Where do football players go for new uniforms? New Jersey
4. How do you get a Rams fan to stop beating his wife? Put her in a Patriots jersey
5. Did you hear what sandy did to New Jersey? A few billion dollars worth of improvements
6. Jersey Girls aren't trash Trash gets picked up
7. Why are New Yorkers so depressed Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey
8. If Mississippi went to Missouri for a New Jersey what did Delaware ? Don't know, Alaska
9. Why did the farmer wrap the cow around his body? It was a jersey
10. My girlfriend told me to kiss her where it stinks..... So I drove her to New Jersey
11. Why are New Yorker's sad? The light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
12. I thought Jersey Shore was going to be about Jersey cows. I was right.
13. I got my wife a Colin Kaepernick jersey So she's spend more time on her knees
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14. Where do hockey players go to get another uniform? New Jersey
15. She said "kiss me wear it stinks" So I took her to New Jersey and kissed her

New Jersey Jokes

Here is a list of funny new jersey jokes and even better new jersey puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why are New Yorkers always so grumpy? Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
• Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites? New Jersey picked first.
• As a new yorker i was excited about a wall that keeps foreigners from taking our jobs Then I learned the wall wasn't being built around New Jersey.
• Did you hear about this year's newest fad diet coming out of New York and New Jersey? The swim-fast diet.
• Know why New Yorkers are so cynical? For them, the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
• Why are so many New Yorkers suffering from depression? Because for them, the "light at the end of the tunnel" is New Jersey.
• If Mississippi gave Missouri her New Jersey, what would Delaware? I don't know but Alaska
• Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps? New Jersey got to choose first
• I finally realized why the painting of Washington crossing the Delaware is such a big deal It depicts the last time someone willingly entered New Jersey.
• If Miss. Issippi, gave Miss. Ouri, her new jersey, what would Dela wear? I don't know, but AL ask.

Jersey Shore Jokes

Here is a list of funny jersey shore jokes and even better jersey shore puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• This Hurricane should have been called Snooki... The're both heading to the Jersey Shore with plans to blow everyone in a 50 mile radius.
• Snooki's kind of like Hurricane Sandy... She's large, slow-moving, an has blown just about everyone in the Jersey Shore.
• I was watching Jersey Shore the other day when I thought... I didn't know I had animal planet.
• Jersey Shore star Mike Sorrentino was indicted on tax charges today The Situation does not look good legally.
• What did Michael Sorrentino say when they asked him if he would be ok with wearing adult diapers on some of the new episodes of Jersey Shore? It depends on The Situation.
• If two teams of football players hosted a game at a beach.. Would it be a Jersey Shore?
• Did you hear Mike Sorrentino from the Jersey Shore is pleading guilty to tax evasion? You could say he's in a Bad "Situation".
• How did Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola of the Jersey Shore direct the people looking for the store that sells grass seed? "Go to the LUUUUUAWWWWWWNNNNNN SHUUUUUUUUUUAWWWWWPPPPPP!"
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• Did ya hear Mike from Jersey shore missed his waxing appointment?
• Geometry is like Jersey Shore Allways tanning, sinning, and consigning contracts.

Jersey Girl Jokes

Here is a list of funny jersey girl jokes and even better jersey girl puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My friend claimed that all Jersey girls are trash. I said that isn't true, trash gets picked up.
• What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in? a girl from Jersey.
• A man and a girl are attracted to one another. The girl tells the man "Kiss me were it stinks" So the man... ... Takes her to New Jersey and kisses her there!

Jersey Cow Jokes

Here is a list of funny jersey cow jokes and even better jersey cow puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• "Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into the fence to keep from hitting the cow!"
  "Was it a Jersey cow?"
  "I don't know, I didn't see her license plate!"
• What did the cow wear to the football game?
  A Jersey.

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