Following is our collection of funny Jerry Seinfeld jokes. There are some jerry seinfeld elaine jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jerry seinfeld jerry seinfeld puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
**Jerry:** This isn't a good time.
**Telemarketer:** When would be a good time to call back, sir?
**Jerry:** I have an idea, why don't you give me your home number and I'll call you back later?
**Telemarketer:** Umm, we're not allowed to do that.
**Jerry:** Oh, I guess because you don't want strangers calling you at home.
**Telemarketer:** Umm, no.
**Jerry:** Well, now you know how I feel.
A riddle for the day
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Pope has one but doesn't use it.
Clinton uses his all the time.
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
Liberace never used his on women.
Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
Cher claims that she took on 3.
We never saw Lucy use Desi's.
What is it? Answer below! (this is pretty good )
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The answer is: "A Last Name."
Sorry Folks...No Dirty Jokes Here!
Schwarzenegger has a big one,
Michael J. Fox has a small one,
Madonna doesn't have one,
The POPE has one but doesn't use it,
Clinton uses his all the time,
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one,
George Burns' was hot,
Liberace NEVER used his on women,
Jerry Seinfeld is very very proud of his,
We never saw Lucy use Desi's
what is it?
This means that at a funeral, more people would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy.
-Jerry Seinfeld
One asks, "Does this taste funny to you?"
The other replies, "Nah, it's just bland.. maybe a little dry."
I really hope his tombstone says:
*Jerry Seinfeld
1954 yadda yadda yadda 20XX*
What's the deal?
...of Jerry Seinfeld.
A while into the meal, one of the cannibals says,
"I'm going for the forehead, do you want any?" as he cuts a slice from the front of Jerry's scalp. The other cannibal declines, shaking his head and saying,
"What's the deal with hairline food?"
The type where people scream in the flat parts.
-Jerry Seinfeld
Like, what's up with that?
A riddle for today
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Pope has one but doesn't use it.
Clinton uses his all the time.
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
Liberace never used his on women.
Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
Cher claims that she took on 3.
We never saw Lucy use Desi's.
What is it?
[The answer is: "A Last Name."
Sorry Folks...No Dirty Jokes Here!] (/spoiler)
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One looks at the other and asks Does this taste salty?
One says, "How's business?"
The other says, "Great!"
With his Shtick.
Its gonna be called "What's the Deal?"
The show "Curse of Oak Island" takes Jerry Seinfeld's concept of a show about nothing to a hole new level.
For sh*ts and giggles
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