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- Public speaking is the #1 fear of the average person. #2 is death. This means that at a f**..., more people would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy.
-j**... Seinfeld - Two cannibal clowns are eating j**... Seinfeld.. One asks, "Does this taste funny to you?"
The other replies, "Nah, it's just bland.. maybe a little dry." - When j**... Seinfeld dies... I really hope his tombstone says:
*j**... Seinfeld
1954 yadda yadda yadda 20XX* - What type of roller coaster goes through the Bronx? The type where people scream in the flat parts.
-j**... Seinfeld - I went to a j**... Seinfeld stand-up last night. It was actually really disappointing; he didn't use any of his old jokes I used to love... Like, what's up with that?
- Two cannibals were eating j**... Seinfeld... One looks at the other and asks Does this taste salty?
- Did you hear j**... Seinfeld is hosting a new poker show Its gonna be called "What's the Deal?"
- Curse of Oak Island The show "Curse of Oak Island" takes j**... Seinfeld's concept of a show about nothing to a hole new level.
- j**... Seinfeld Do y'all think j**... Seinfeld only got the part because his name was j**... Seinfeld?
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- Two gentiles meet on the street.
One says, "How's business?"
The other says, "Great!" - j**... Seinfeld at a Poker game: What's the deal?
- How does j**... Seinfeld play ice hockey? With his Shtick.
- Why'd the guy use the j**... Seinfeld themed e**...? For sh*ts and giggles
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A joke on telemarketers from Seinfeld
**j**...:** This isn't a good time.
**Telemarketer:** When would be a good time to call back, sir?
**j**...:** I have an idea, why don't you give me your home number and I'll call you back later?
**Telemarketer:** Umm, we're not allowed to do that.
**j**...:** Oh, I guess because you don't want strangers calling you at home.
**Telemarketer:** Umm, no.
**j**...:** Well, now you know how I feel.
A riddle for the day
A riddle for the day
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Pope has one but doesn't use it.
Clinton uses his all the time.
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
Liberace never used his on women.
j**... Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
Cher claims that she took on 3.
We never saw Lucy use Desi's.
What is it? Answer below! (this is pretty good )
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The answer is: "A Last Name."
Sorry Folks...No Dirty Jokes Here!
What were you thinking?
Schwarzenegger has a big one,
Michael J. Fox has a small one,
Madonna doesn't have one,
The POPE has one but doesn't use it,
Clinton uses his all the time,
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one,
George Burns' was hot,
Liberace NEVER used his on women,
j**... Seinfeld is very very proud of his,
We never saw Lucy use Desi's
what is it?
So a pair of cannibals are sitting down to a nice meal...
...of j**... Seinfeld.
A while into the meal, one of the cannibals says,
"I'm going for the forehead, do you want any?" as he cuts a slice from the front of j**...'s scalp. The other cannibal declines, shaking his head and saying,
"What's the deal with hairline food?"
A riddle for today
A riddle for today
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Pope has one but doesn't use it.
Clinton uses his all the time.
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
Liberace never used his on women.
j**... Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
Cher claims that she took on 3.
We never saw Lucy use Desi's.
What is it?
[The answer is: "A Last Name."
Sorry Folks...No Dirty Jokes Here!] (/spoiler)