Jerky Jokes

What are some Jerky jokes?

What do you call a cow with Parkinsons?

Beef Jerky

What do you call a cow that masturbates?

Beef Jerky

What do you call a cow having a seizure?

Beef jerky

What do you call an epileptic cow?

Beef jerky

What do you call a cow with epilepsy?

Beef Jerky

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef Jerky

What kind of cow constantly has seizures?

Beef jerky

What do you call a turkey with Parkinson's Disease?

Turkey Jerky

What do you call a masterbating cow

Beef jerky

cows

what do you call a cow with no legs....ground beef

what do you call a cow with 2 legs...lean beef

what do you call a cow with a tick...beef jerky

What do you call a mean cow?

Beef Jerky

What's another name for milking a cow?

Beef Jerky.

[NSFW] What do you call a cow that....

What do you call a cow that jacks off too much?

Beef Jerky

Wookie jerky wouldn't be too bad

It'd just be a little Chewy

What do you call a rude turkey?

Jerky

[OC] What's a teenage boy's favorite snack?

Beef Jerky

Beef Jerky

After a session of jerky, my meat gets really dry.

(My 13 year old son told this to my 23 year old son this morning at Christmas breakfast.)

Meatloaf collapses on stage...

...due to dehydration. Changing name to Beef Jerky.

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