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My vegetarian friend
My vegetarian friend believes that animals don't deserve to just die for our food, and she always lectures everybody about it. One day, I caught her having a Carribean takeaway, which was clearly chicken, so I did what she would've done and started going on about how that chicken didn't deserve to die just for her dinner.
She then said,
"If the menu said 'kind chicken' or 'loving chicken', then I wouldn't be eating it, but it says right here- j**... chicken'".
I'm jerking an egg and a chicken off...
... I'll let you know.
Why should you never mess with birds for Jamaica?
Because the chickens are all jerks.
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What do you call jerking off two d**... with your elbows?
The chicken dance.
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