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Why Did Jeremy Corbyn smile when Theresa May offered to resign?

He thought he was getting rid of something overdue-ish.

[UK] How do you induce labour?

Go back to December 2019 and hope everyone votes for Jeremy Corbyn

12 days of Labour

Why does Jeremy Corbyn enjoy advent calendars?
Because it is the only time he will open the door to Number 10.

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Jeremy Corbyn has stated he would NEVER bar an MP just because they're a Jew.

And later added, But maybe if they're only Jew ISH.

Why were Jeremy Corbyn's Christmas cards on the floor?

His cabinet collapsed

How many remain voters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, but I have no confidence in Jeremy Corbyn

The new Jeremy Corbyn christmas jumper is really tricky to make...

It's very labour intensive.

How do you you know if someone is a Jeremy Corbyn supporter?

They'll tell you.

What political party is Jeremy Corbyn leader of?

Ingsoc

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