Jeremy Clarkson Jokes
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- I was looking at the menu in a restaurant wondering what the "Jeremy Clarkson Special" was Then it hit me
- Jeremy Clarkson beat Richard Hammond in the latest episode of the Grand Tour a race due to the downforce on the back of his car Sorry, should've said it was a spoiler
- Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine? Because they'd been floored by his punch.
- What does Jeremy Clarkson have in common with Amy Winehouse? He can't do 'top gear' anymore!
- So how about the BBC sacking Jeremy Clarkson ? I think the whole thing is a huge miss-steak.
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Jeremy Clarkson One Liners
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- Jeremy Clarkson decided not to stay with Top Gear, but James May
- What is Jeremy Clarkson's PIN number? Nought two sixty.
- What do Whitney Houston and Jeremy Clarkson have in common? They were both on Top Gear.
- Jeremy Clarkson is like Marmite Disgusting
- What was Jeremy Clarkson on during Top Gear? SPEEEED!
- What do you get when you minus Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear...? ... A smile !
- Jeremy Clarkson is fired by the BBC.. I heard he is now joining One Direction.
- At least you'll be able to watch Jeremy Clarkson on Dave for the next 12 years.
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Jeremy Clarkson has been suspended. He must have done something that even the BBC find inexcusable
So that rules out child a**... then....
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So Jeremy Clarkson's politically incorrect jokes got him fired from the BBC.
Great to see the institution which gave Jimmy Saville and Rolf Harris jobs for decades is really going after the bad people society.