The Best 11 Jeremy Clarkson Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jeremy Clarkson jokes. There are some jeremy clarkson stacy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jeremy clarkson irons puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Jeremy Clarkson Jokes and Puns

Jeremy Clarkson decided not to stay with Top Gear, but James May

What is Jeremy Clarkson's PIN number?

Nought two sixty.

Jeremy Clarkson has been suspended. He must have done something that even the BBC find inexcusable

So that rules out child abuse then....

I was looking at the menu in a restaurant wondering what the "Jeremy Clarkson Special" was

Then it hit me

So Jeremy Clarkson's politically incorrect jokes got him fired from the BBC.

Great to see the institution which gave Jimmy Saville and Rolf Harris jobs for decades is really going after the bad people society.


Jeremy Clarkson beat Richard Hammond in the latest episode of the Grand Tour a race due to the downforce on the back of his car

Sorry, should've said it was a spoiler

What do Whitney Houston and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on Top Gear.

Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine?

Because they'd been floored by his punch.

Jeremy Clarkson is like Marmite

Disgusting

What was Jeremy Clarkson on during Top Gear?

SPEEEED!

What does Jeremy Clarkson have in common with Amy Winehouse?

He can't do 'top gear' anymore!

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