Jennings Jokes
23 jennings jokes and hilarious jennings puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about jennings that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Jennings Short Jokes
Short jennings jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jennings humour may include short jokes also.
- My wife was none too pleased when I named our newborn daughter "Jen". I don't know why, I think Jen Italia is a beautiful name.
- I don't understand how people don't like country music? I mean have they ever heard of the greats? Like... Waylon Jennings, Hank Williams Jr, or Texas in July???
- My wife Jen said penguins abducted our daughter Twenty minutes later, they came back and took Jen, too.
- My friend won't shut up about his new Italian girlfriend, Jen :/ Yeah mate, you've already told me. Stop saying "You don't understand, I have Jen Da Disforea"
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Jennings One Liners
Which jennings one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jennings? I can suggest the ones about and .
- Everybody but Jen in her country died. Why? Jen aside, everyone was expendable.
- I once knew a girl who was always on the road to bad health. I called her Path-o-Jen.
- How do you make the letter "H" healthy? You spin it.
It becomes spin-h.
juh-jen - You know what Rocky Mountain oysters are, right? If you dont, Jen'll tell ya.
- What do Ken Jennings and OJ Simpson have in common? they both killed at double jeopardy!
- What was h**...'s Irish girlfriend's name? Jen O'Syde
Jennings Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about jennings you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make jennings pranks.
A member of the family in a London medical college was appointed an honorary physician to the king.
He proudly wrote a notice on the blackboard in his class-room room : " Professor Jennings informs his students that he has been appointed honorary physician to His Majesty, King George."
When he returned to the class-room in the afternoon he found written below his notice this line :
" God save the King."
Communist Russia and Santa
There is a couple walking in communist Russia. However, they aren't communists themselves. The two (Ken and Jen) are debating over whether it's raining or snowing.
"It's totally snowing." Says Ken.
"No, this is definitely rain..." Jen remarks.
The two see their friend Rudolph, a communist. He has never been wrong about the weather before. They ask him what the weather is.
Quickly, he says "I can affirm that it's raining, friends."
"Ha!" Says Jen.
"B-b-but!" Ken mutters, trying to keep his composure.
"Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear." Jen remarks.
An older man is laying on his deathbed.
"Honey," he rasps when he sees his wife, "I have to know. Our two daughters have been so beautiful and our only son has always been so ugly that I've had my doubts, and I can't leave this world without knowing, but is he truly mine?"
"Of course, dear," she answers. The man relaxes and sags back into the bed with a quiet note of contentment and flatlines in the next minutes.
As she mourns, she can't help but think, *Thank God he didn't ask about Jen and Kate.*
Cat Hating Husband
A man hated his wife's cat and he decided to get rid of it. He drove 20 blocks away from home and dropped the cat there. The cat was already walking up the driveway when he approached his home.
The next day, he decided to drop the cat 40 blocks away but the same thing happened.
He kept on increasing the number of blocks but the cat kept on coming home before him. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right and so on until he reached what he thought was a perfect spot and dropped the cat there.
Hours later, the man calls his wife at home and asked her, "Jen is the cat there?" "Yes, why do you ask?" answered the wife. Frustrated the man said, "Put that cat on the phone, I am lost and I need directions."
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The q**...
Bob and Jen decided to have a little Sunday afternoon q**... but had to figure out what to do with their 10-year-old son since they lived in a small apartment. They cleverly thought to send him out on the balcony and have him to report on all the neighborhood activities.
The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation. "There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said. "An ambulance just drove by." A few moments passed.
"Looks like the Anderson's have company," he called out. "Matt`s riding a new bike and the Coopers are having s**...."
Mom and dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the startled father asked.
"Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied.
Dropping off a Cat
A man hated his wife's cat and wanted get rid of it. He drove 2 miles from home and dropped off the cat.
The cat was already walking up their driveway as he got back to their house.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 6 miles away but the same thing happened.
He kept on increasing how far away he took the cat but the cat kept coming back. Finally, he decided to drive the cat 30 miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right and so on until he reached what he thought was a perfect spot and left the cat there.
Hours later, the man called his wife at home and asked her, "Jen, is the cat there?"
"Yes, why do you ask?" answered the wife.
"Put that cat on the phone. I'm lost and I need directions!
Honey,is the cat at home??
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.
As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home.
Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!
He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right
again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.
Hours later the man calls home to his wife: Jen, is the cat there?
Yes , the wife answers, why do you ask?
Frustrated, the man answered, Put that cat on the phone, I'm lost and need directions!