Jennifer Jokes

Laugh along with Jennifer Lawrence fans as we take a look at some of the best Jennifer jokes. From puns on her name to the classic "Jaime Ladle and Debbie," these jokes will put a smile on your face.

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Technology has ruined our kids

A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions.
"Davy, what noise does a cow make? "
"It goes moo. "
"Alice, what noise does a cat make? "
"It goes meow. "
"Jamie, what sound does a lamb make? "
"It goes baaa. "
"Jennifer, what sound does a mouse make? "
"Errr.., it goes.. click! "

(real news) A South Carolina woman has been arrested for failing to return a Jennifer Lopez movie she rented from a video store in 2005.

The woman told police she deeply regretted her mistake *italics* and not returning the movie.

Little Jimmy at the Pool

Jennifer the lifeguard tells Jimmy to stop peeing in the pool. Little 6 year old Jimmy replies that everbody pees in the pool. Jennifer says that yes people do, but not from the diving board...

Mr. Steve Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip to Louisiana.

He immediately sent an e-mail back home to his wife, Jennifer. Unfortunately, he mistyped a letter, and the e-mail ended up going to a Mrs. Joan Johnson, the wife of a preacher who had just passed away. The preacher's wife took one look at the e-mail and promptly fainted.When she was finally revived, she nervously pointed to the message, which read: "Arrived safely, but it sure is hot down here."

On one hand I feel bad that Jennifer Lawrence nude pics were released

On the other hand, well that ones busy

Well i heard that Jennifer Lawrence's nudes had been leaked..

On one hand i do feel that it was wrong. But on the other..well the other hand's busy..

Did you hear they found the body of the guy that leaked the Jennifer Lawrence nudes?

They say he's the first person ever to be hi-fived to death.

Jennifer joke, Did you hear they found the body of the guy that leaked the Jennifer Lawrence nudes?

Don't worry Jennifer Lawrence...

Every icloud has a silver linings.

Jennifer Lawrence has said that those who saw her nude photos should cower in shame...

...I don't know about all that, but I did shower after I came.

Johnny in school

At school, the children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at the picture when you're all grown up and can say, 'There's Jennifer... she's a lawyer,' or 'There's Michael... he's a doctor' or..."

Suddenly, Little Johnny spoke out "And there's the teacher... she's dead."


What would make Jennifer Lawrence a famous writer?

Rolling down a hill while married to Lenny Kravitz.

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What do you say to Jennifer Anniston after she has been stabbed?

So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?

Little Peter came home riding a red girl's bike one day

...and his mother asks where he got the bike.

Peter explains that he went into the woods with Jennifer and that she had taken off her shirt and pants and told him to grab whatever he desired.

"But, why would I want a pair of girl's pants? So, I took the bike".

My favorite place to be was always Indiana.

..but Deanna dumped me, and now my new favorite place to be is in Jennifer.

What's the weakest thing in the world?

Jennifer Lawrence's icloud password.

What do you call Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry and Matt LeBlanc during a recession?

Friends with Benefits.

Jennifer joke, What do you call Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry and Matt LeBlanc during a recession?

If Jennifer Lopez was alive in Mediveal times and forced into execution,

would she be dubbed "Jenny on the block"?

Two gold diggers are sitting in a bar...

The women are scoping out the men looking for their next find when a man walks up to the bar next to then and takes out a diamond-covered wallet.

"Hello there, you seem like a kind and interesting person! I'm Jennifer", she says as she goes in for a handshake.

The man replies "Listen, I know how you women are and you just like me because of my diamond wallet!"

She leans over to him, "No darling! It's what's on the inside that counts!"

How can you date Jennifer Lawrence?

I don't understand why I don't get a date!

-I don't understand why I don't get a date!

-Did you try without your mustache?


-Maybe you should Jennifer... maybe you should.

Anytime I watch a Jennifer Anniston movie, it seems like she's playing the same character.

She is a victim of Rachel profiling.

Did you hear that Jennifer Lopez started a campaign against dispenser candy?

It's called J Lo for No Pez.

J-Lo's new nickname

Jennifer Lopez is called J-Lo. She dropped the last 3 letters of her last name. She got rid of them. Dispensed with them.

Doesn't that make her a pez dispenser?

[First Date] Her: Why are you talking to me like I'm a news anchor?

Me: I always do that when I'm nervous. Now back to you Jennifer.

Could Jennifer or Courtney Row?

No, but Lisa Kudrow.

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