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38 jennifer jokes and hilarious jennifer puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about jennifer that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Laugh along with Jennifer Lawrence fans as we take a look at some of the best Jennifer jokes. From puns on her name to the classic "Jaime Ladle and Debbie," these jokes will put a smile on your face.

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Funniest Jennifer Short Jokes

Short jennifer jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jennifer humour may include short jenny jokes also.

  1. [First Date] Her: Why are you talking to me like I'm a news anchor? Me: I always do that when I'm nervous. Now back to you Jennifer.
  2. J-Lo's new nickname Jennifer Lopez is called J-Lo. She dropped the last 3 letters of her last name. She got rid of them. Dispensed with them.
    Doesn't that make her a pez dispenser?
  3. What do you call Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry and Matt LeBlanc during a recession? Friends with Benefits.
  4. What do you say to Jennifer Anniston after she has been stabbed? So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?
  5. Did you hear that jennifer lopez started a campaign against dispenser candy? It's called J Lo for No Pez.
  6. Anytime I watch a Jennifer Anniston movie, it seems like she's playing the same character. She is a victim of Rachel profiling.
  7. I don't understand why I don't get a date! -I don't understand why I don't get a date!
    -Did you try without your mustache?
    -No.
    -Maybe you should Jennifer... maybe you should.
  8. If Jennifer Lopez was alive in Mediveal times and forced into execution, would she be dubbed "Jenny on the block"?
  9. My favorite place to be was always Indiana. ..but Deanna dumped me, and now my new favorite place to be is in Jennifer.
  10. What would make Jennifer Lawrence a famous writer? Rolling down a hill while married to Lenny Kravitz.

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Jennifer One Liners

Which jennifer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jennifer? I can suggest the ones about jennifer lawrence and excuse.

  1. Could Jennifer or Courtney Row? No, but Lisa Kudrow.
  2. What's the weakest thing in the world? Jennifer Lawrence's icloud password.
  3. Don't worry Jennifer Lawrence... Every icloud has a silver linings.
  4. How can you date Jennifer Lawrence?
  5. Jennifer, wanna go to my place?
    I am not Jennifer
    But I didn't ask about that...
  6. What would Jennifer Lopez's name be if she cleaned bathrooms? Janitor Lopez.
  7. What did Jennifer Lawrence say to Julius Caesar? ..."May the Ides be ever in your favor."
  8. What did the dill pickle say to jennifer lopez? U WOt M8>?
  9. Know how I know Jennifer Lawrence is gay? She likes Coldplay
  10. If Jennifer Lawrence was a poet, what would her name be? Maya Ingenue
  11. How does Jennifer Lopez like her cheese? From the block.
  12. How did Jennifer Aniston find her fiancee? She looked very Theroux-ly.

Jennifer Lawrence Jokes

Here is a list of funny jennifer lawrence jokes and even better jennifer lawrence puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • How to make Jennifer Lawrence be in love with you Be a stair. She'll fall right over you.
  • Jennifer Lawrence has said that those who saw her n**... photos should cower in shame... ...I don't know about all that, but I did shower after I came.
  • On one hand I feel bad that Jennifer Lawrence n**... pics were released On the other hand, well that ones busy
  • Did you hear they found the body of the guy that leaked the Jennifer Lawrence n**...? They say he's the first person ever to be hi-fived to death.
  • Well i heard that Jennifer Lawrence's n**... had been leaked.. On one hand i do feel that it was wrong. But on the other..well the other hand's busy..
  • I bet whoever leaked the Jennifer Lawrence n**... will... ...be Catching Fire from authorities.
Jennifer joke, I bet whoever leaked the Jennifer Lawrence n**... will...

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about jennifer can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of jennifer puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Rib-Tickling Jennifer Jokes that Bring Friends Together

What funny jokes about jennifer you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make jennifer prank.

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Technology has ruined our kids

A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions.
"Davy, what noise does a cow make? "
"It goes moo. "
"Alice, what noise does a cat make? "
"It goes meow. "
"Jamie, what sound does a lamb make? "
"It goes baaa. "
"Jennifer, what sound does a mouse make? "
"Errr.., it goes.. click! "

Mr. Steve Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip to Louisiana.

He immediately sent an e-mail back home to his wife, Jennifer. Unfortunately, he mistyped a letter, and the e-mail ended up going to a Mrs. Joan Johnson, the wife of a preacher who had just passed away. The preacher's wife took one look at the e-mail and promptly fainted.When she was finally revived, she nervously pointed to the message, which read: "Arrived safely, but it sure is hot down here."

Little Jimmy at the Pool

Jennifer the lifeguard tells Jimmy to stop peeing in the pool. Little 6 year old Jimmy replies that everbody pees in the pool. Jennifer says that yes people do, but not from the diving board...

Two gold diggers are sitting in a bar...

The women are scoping out the men looking for their next find when a man walks up to the bar next to then and takes out a diamond-covered wallet.
"Hello there, you seem like a kind and interesting person! I'm Jennifer", she says as she goes in for a handshake.
The man replies "Listen, I know how you women are and you just like me because of my diamond wallet!"
She leans over to him, "No darling! It's what's on the inside that counts!"

Little Peter came home riding a red girl's bike one day

...and his mother asks where he got the bike.
Peter explains that he went into the woods with Jennifer and that she had taken off her shirt and pants and told him to grab whatever he desired.
"But, why would I want a pair of girl's pants? So, I took the bike".

(real news) A South Carolina woman has been arrested for failing to return a Jennifer Lopez movie she rented from a video store in 2005.

The woman told police she deeply regretted her mistake *italics* and not returning the movie.

Jennifer joke, Anytime I watch a Jennifer Anniston movie, it seems like she's playing the same character.

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these jennifer jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.