Jenga Jokes

Funniest Jenga Short Jokes

Short jenga jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jenga humour may include short fun jokes also.

1. Why does mitt romney never win at Jenga? Because he takes too much from the bottom and middle and gives it to the top.
2. My family gatherings follow Jenga rules No winners. Just one big looser who ruins it for everyone else. Thanks uncle Steven.
3. I'm getting really unlucky during this game of jenga I guess the odds are stacked against me
4. Jenga teaches children a valuable life lesson. That if you work hard and spend a lot of time on something, some idiot will come along and ruin it all for you.
5. If you know someone who has too many kids, buy them a game of Jenga So they'll learn to pull out
6. We're celebrating 911 today, swing on by... ...for dueling jenga and paper airplane contests.
7. What does Bill cosby and a bad Jenga player have in common? They both like to put their wood where it don't belong.
8. I got kicked out of the 9/11 Memorial while watching a documentary Because I shouted JENGA! When the towers fell.
9. Does anyone have Jenga I could borrow? Asking for a friend Literally, The game is no fun if I play by myself
10. Cheer up. Being in a Parkinsons center is better than you think. You can win at Jenga every time.

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Jenga One Liners

Which jenga one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jenga? I can suggest the ones about strategy and tall.

1. I always play Jenga on a first date, That way she knows how strong my pull out game is.
2. Why can't the professional jenga player have kids? Because he is the best at pulling out.
3. Whats George W Bush's favorite game? Jenga
4. I made plans to play a game of Jenga. They fell apart.
5. Jenga is like Walmart It doesn't have to be perfect. It just has to be built.
6. 9/11 left some seriously long lasting scars I haven't been able to play jenga since.
7. I always win at jenga. Though I only play at the Parkinson nursing home.
8. Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
9. Jenga must not be very popular in Puerto Rico Nobody knows how to pull out.
10. Wanna come over and play Jenga? So you know my pull out game is strong.
11. What's a t**...'s favorite game? Jenga
12. Jenga is like s**.... You pull out and try not to make a mess.
13. s**... is like jenga Once you pull out you cant put it back in
14. Today reminds me of how bad a t**... is.. at playing Jenga.

Amusing Jenga Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

What funny jokes about jenga you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean opponent jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make jenga pranks.