The Best 24 Jellyfish Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jellyfish jokes. There are some jellyfish integers jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jellyfish environmentalists puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Jellyfish Jokes and Puns

A nerd walked into my Bio class today sipping a full martini glass...

Me: Why did you decide to bring alcohol into class??
Nerd: I needed to prove that I was more of a daredevil than I get credit for.
Me: Well what's in the glass then?
Nerd: Ahh, its a little cocktail I call the "Jellyfish".
Me: Why do you call it that?
Nerd: Because its 98% water...

Have you heard the one about the jellyfish?

It's a real no-brainer.

What fish tastes great with peanut butter?


Jellyfish joke, What fish tastes great with peanut butter?

What do you call a jellyfish on a plane?

A flightoplankton.

The first guy to suggest peeing on a jellyfish sting was called a pervert but it worked

I said to my wife as she complained of a toothache

What do jellyfish and a girl after prom night have in common?

They can't be deboned.

You ever seen a jellyfish with eyes?

I hope so! What else you gonna see them with?

Jellyfish joke, You ever seen a jellyfish with eyes?

Jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains.

This gives me hope for the next generation.

What fish tastes best with peanut butter?

A jellyfish

What kind of fish is good with peanut butter?


My wife and I were on honeymoon at Australia last week.

I called up the Aussie helpline as we had a problem

"Aussie helpline, what's the problem?"

"Well, my wife and I were swimming yesterday, and a jellyfish stung her in her... uhm, lady parts. Anything we can do?"

"Ah, bummer mate"

"Perfect! I hadn't thought about that, thanks!"

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What car does a jellyfish drive?


I bet jellyfish are sad...

that there are no peanut butter fish.

What's R. Kelly's favorite animal?

The Jellyfish.

A woman on holiday was stung by a jellyfish...

She yells to her husband and says "I was stung by a jellyfish, you need to pee on it."

The husband runs over to the jellyfish and pees on it saying "that's for stinging my wife."

What fish goes great with a peanut butter sandwich?

A jellyfish.

Jellyfish joke, What fish goes great with a peanut butter sandwich?

A jellyfish stung my wife...

"Quick, pee on it!" Said my wife

*Pees on jellyfish* "That's for stinging my wife!"

What type of fish goes well with peanut butter?

A jellyfish!

I wish I had the confidence of a jellyfish.

**Every decision's a no-brainer if you're a jellyfish.**

Wife: I just got stung by a jellyfish. quick, pee on it

Husband : [peeing on jellyfish] This is for stinging my wife

What do you call a jellyfish on a racing boat?

A stringy thingy in a dinghy.

Jellyfish and politicians are pretty similar.

They don't have hearts or brains only stomachs.

What is the most envious fish?

The jelly-fish

What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob and the other is a form of sea life.

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