Jelly Sandwiches Jokes
23 jelly sandwiches jokes and hilarious jelly sandwiches puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about jelly sandwiches that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Jelly Sandwiches Short Jokes
Short jelly sandwiches jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jelly sandwiches humour may include short jelly jokes also.
- I think my boss from flint is trying to poison me... Handing out all these Pb and jelly sandwiches.
- How can a Pb & Jelly sandwich make you sick even though you don't have a peanut allergy? Lead poisoning
- Why is Flint MI famous for it's sandwiches? They have the highest Pb : jelly ratio in the midwest!
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Jelly Sandwiches One Liners
Which jelly sandwiches one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jelly sandwiches? I can suggest the ones about jelly and jam and jelly beans.
- What do you call a peanut butter jelly sandwich in Flint MI? Pb and j
- I made a suitcase out of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. It's jam packed.
- Whats Alabama state food? Jelly from a PB&J sandwich
- What kind of of sandwiches do Eskimos like? Peanut Blubber and Jelly
- What's a monk's favorite sandwich? Peanut Buddha and Jelly!
- What do you call a lying peanut butter and jelly sandwich? Untrustable
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What funny jokes about jelly sandwiches you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jam and jelly jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make jelly sandwiches pranks.
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I was looking for something to eat the other day & I found this Kentucky brand jelly my wife bought.
I tell you it don't matter, even if you put peanut butter on the bread too, you just can't make a decent sandwich with it. Got no taste.
I told her, "Woman, don't buy that k**... jelly anymore!"
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What's the worst jelly to put on your sandwich?
Traffic Jam
**My daughter read me this from her Gogurt wrapper. My answer was Toe Jam.
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A comedian walks to the stage
Comedian: let's do a white racist joke
Us w**... like the same things
We like the same sandwich: peanut butter and-
Audience: JELLY!
Comedian: we like the same chips.
Salt and vi-
Audience: NEGAR
Two computer nerds start arguing about if they have to pronounce it gif or jif.
The argument gets extremely heated and it goes on for hours.
In the end they just decide to have the sandwich with just the jelly.
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Little Johnny and classmates are asked to bring an edible item to the classroom...
"So, Mary, what did you bring today?", the teacher asks.
"An apple. We love apples at home."
"Great, what about you, Annie?"
"I brought a PB & Jelly sandwich. It's so yummy!"
"Everybody loves those... and you, what did you bring today?"
Little Johnny opens his backpack and grabs a light bulb.
"Johnny, why did you bring a light bulb? That's not an edible item..." says the teacher.
"Well, not in your home. But yesterday night I heard my dad tell my mom 'turn the light off. Now you're going to s**... it.'"
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Three construction workers were having lunch on a high rise..
The first worker opens up his lunchbox and says, are you kidding me? Another bologna sandwich! Every day its bologna! If I get another bologna sandwich i'm going to jump off this high rise! The second worker opens his lunch box and says, yeah i'm with you man I cant take anymore of this! The third worker says i'm with you guys. So the next day the three workers are all getting ready to eat lunch and they are all thinking about what they had said the day before. The first worker slowly opens his lunch box. Phew! Ham and cheese he says. The second worker cautiously opens his and says, thank god peanut butter and jelly! The third worker opens his and says oh man bologna, see you guys later and jumps off the high rise. The first worker then starts laughing and the second worker says, why are you laughing? Our friend of ten years just committed s**...! Then first worker says, cause the idiot packs his own lunch.
Three men, a blonde, brunette, and a redhead are eating lunch...
... During their break at work. They all pull out their sandwiches and open them up to find out what they got to eat. First the redhead sees that he got ham and exclaims, "Ham again! If I get ham again I'm going to jump off a cliff and kill myself!" Next the brunette opens his sandwich and exclaims, "Turkey again! If I get turkey again I'm going to jump off a cliff and kill myself!" Lastly the blonde opens his sandwich and exclaims, "If I get peanut Butter and jelly one more time I'm going to jump off a cliff and kill myself!" The next day all three men got the same type of sandwich again and proceeded to the nearest cliff and jumped off.
Now the wifes are being interviewed:
The redheads wife says "If I would have known, I would have never done it!" And burst out crying The brunettes wife says "If I would have known I would have never done it!" And burst out crying. Lastly the blondes wife says "Hey don't look at me, he made his own sandwiches"
Three men are all working on building a house. They go up to the roof for lunch, and unwrapped their sandwiches. The Brunette says "if I get one more Tuna sandwich, I'm going to jump off this roof and kill myself. The black haired one says "if I get one more pickle and lettuce sandwich, I, too, am going to jump off this roof and kill myself. The blonde looks at his sandwich and also declares, "if I get one more peanut butter and jelly sandwich, I'm going to jump off this roof and kill myself." The next day, they all get the same sandwiches and kill themselves. That night, their wives all meet up and mourn. "If I had known that my husband was going to kill himself over a sandwich, I wouldn't have given it to him." The brunette cries. "Same," the raven head replies. They both look at the blonde. "Don't look at me, he packed his own lunch!"