The Best 10 Jelly Sandwiches Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jelly Sandwiches jokes. There are some jelly sandwiches jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jelly sandwiches puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Jelly Sandwiches Jokes and Puns

I think my boss from flint is trying to poison me...

Handing out all these Pb and jelly sandwiches.

I was looking for something to eat the other day & I found this Kentucky brand jelly my wife bought.

I tell you it don't matter, even if you put peanut butter on the bread too, you just can't make a decent sandwich with it. Got no taste.

I told her, "Woman, don't buy that KY jelly anymore!"

What do you call a peanut butter jelly sandwich in Flint MI?

Pb and j

I made a suitcase out of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

It's jam packed.

What's the worst jelly to put on your sandwich?

Traffic Jam

**My daughter read me this from her Gogurt wrapper. My answer was Toe Jam.


A comedian walks to the stage

Comedian: let's do a white racist joke
Us whites like the same things

We like the same sandwich: peanut butter and-

Audience: JELLY!

Comedian: we like the same chips.

Salt and vi-

Audience: NEGAR

Two computer nerds start arguing about if they have to pronounce it gif or jif.

The argument gets extremely heated and it goes on for hours.

In the end they just decide to have the sandwich with just the jelly.

How can a Pb & Jelly sandwich make you sick even though you don't have a peanut allergy?

Lead poisoning

Whats Alabama state food?

Jelly from a PB&J sandwich

Why is Flint MI famous for it's sandwiches?

They have the highest Pb : jelly ratio in the midwest!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the jelly sandwiches jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working jelly sandwiches piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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