Following is our collection of funny Jelly Sandwiches jokes. There are some jelly sandwiches jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jelly sandwiches puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Handing out all these Pb and jelly sandwiches.
I tell you it don't matter, even if you put peanut butter on the bread too, you just can't make a decent sandwich with it. Got no taste.
I told her, "Woman, don't buy that KY jelly anymore!"
Pb and j
It's jam packed.
Traffic Jam
**My daughter read me this from her Gogurt wrapper. My answer was Toe Jam.
Comedian: let's do a white racist joke
Us whites like the same things
We like the same sandwich: peanut butter and-
Audience: JELLY!
Comedian: we like the same chips.
Salt and vi-
Audience: NEGAR
The argument gets extremely heated and it goes on for hours.
In the end they just decide to have the sandwich with just the jelly.
Lead poisoning
Jelly from a PB&J sandwich
They have the highest Pb : jelly ratio in the midwest!
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the jelly sandwiches jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working jelly sandwiches piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.