The Best 73 Jelly Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jelly jokes. There are some jelly jello jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jelly syrup puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Jelly Jokes and Puns

Did you hear about the newlyweds who didn't know the difference between putty and petroleum jelly?

Their windows fell out.

What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch.

How do you make apple jelly?

google maps.

Jelly joke, How do you make apple jelly?

What do you call a retarded jelly?

A slow jam.

Your Mother and I are like peanut butter and jelly

She spreads and I jam


moles

Mama mole, papa mole, and baby mole all lived in a hole. One day, mama mole stuck her head out and sniffed the air.

"That's weird, I smell grape jelly."

Papa mole squeezes up beside her, sniffs around, and says, "That's funny, because i smell strawberry jam."

Baby mole wanted to sniff the air too, but was stuck behind mama and papa mole, so he said "That's strange, all I smell is molasses!"

A Response To The Stupid "What's The Difference Between Jam And Jelly Joke" Reposted Every Second Day

Your mama must have fed you jelly, 'cause jam don't shake like that.

Jelly joke, A Response To The Stupid "What's The Difference Between Jam And Jelly Joke" Reposted Every Second Da

What is a printer's favorite type of jelly?

Jelly's fine, but paper jam is the best!

I once knew a girl who confused a tube of KY jelly...

for a tube of super glue. I asked her how it happened... her lips were sealed.

Why do elephants paint their toe nails?

To hide in a box of jelly beans. Ever see an elephant in a box of jelly beans? Must work pretty well!

my aunt introduced this one to me.

Tough Kid

An 8 year-old kid is sitting on a swing, eating jelly beans, in a playground in South Philly. This man walks by and says, "Hey kid, you shouldn't eat candy. It's not good for you."

Kid looks up and says, "You know my grandfather lived to be 95?"

"Yeah, and? He ate a lot of candy?"

Kid smiles and says, "No. But he knew how to mind his own fuckin' business."

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Peanut butter and jelly don't love each other...

but I always find them in bread together.

I stole a jar of jelly from a friend...

While I was blasting some Daft Punk. He chases me down yelling "That's my jam!"

[NSFW] What's the difference between jam and jelly?

Jam has less sugar and contains both the juice and flesh of the fruit, whereas Jelly contains only the juice and a gelatain agent for firming.

Why doesn't anyone like jelly donuts?

They have fillings too...

Bought some vaginal jelly the other day...

Didn't taste like it at all!!

Jelly joke, Bought some vaginal jelly the other day...

I just used a Saddam Hussein jelly mould....

I think I've set a dangerous president.

I just read an article about a woman who killed her husband, boiled his body, and turned it into homemade jelly she kept in her pantry!

It was really jarring.

People call me peanut-butter...

Because everywhere I go, folks be gettin' jelly.


Did you hear about the strawberry jam and grape jelly hooking up?

They got marmalaid.

Jelly bean challenge

Why did the old man put jelly beans in his pill organizer?

He had dementia.

The Sweet Spot On A Woman's Body

My friend at work was telling me about an article he read over the weekend. Apparently there's a spot on a woman's body, that if you hit it just right it will make their legs turn to jelly.

It's called the chin

Why do they call it a traffic jam?

Because no one's jelly

Two men were lost in a desert...

Dehydrated and dying, the men see a mirage of hundreds and hundreds of tents up ahead. As they get closer, they realize it's not a mirage, but a huge market.

The men stagger into the marketplace, begging everyone around for water, but the first few tents sell only jelly.

Moving on into the market, the men beg and plead for water but the next tents only sell cake.

As the men move forward they're surrounded by hundreds and hundreds of tents selling icecream only, with no water in sight.

The men finally exit the cluster of tents still dehydrated, and dying.

The first man turns to the other and says, "Is it just me, or was that really odd?"

The other man replies, "Yeah. It WAS a trifle bazaar..."

One of these days, I'm going to go fishing for complements.

I hope I catch some peanut butter and jelly.

What do you call a peanut butter jelly sandwich in Flint MI?

Pb and j

Why is Flint MI famous for it's sandwiches?

They have the highest Pb : jelly ratio in the midwest!

What's the difference between squash and zucchini?

You can't zucchini bugs!

A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.

What do you get when you put jelly into Flint, Michigan's water supply?

Pb & J.

A boy ate a Pb and jelly sandwichο»Ώ

And then died

I think my boss from flint is trying to poison me...

Handing out all these Pb and jelly sandwiches.

Life is like a bag of jelly beans

Everyone hates the black ones

Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter & jelly

Never mind I'm afraid you'll spread it

What do jellybeans and the human race have in common

Nobody likes the black ones

Bread is not emotionally mature enough to have threesomes

When you spread your nuts all over one slice, the other gets jelly.

What do Princess Di's coffin and a Queen Bee have in common?

They're both filled with Royal Jelly.

Did you hear about the newlywed couple that didn't know the difference between KY Jelly and silicone caulk?

The glass fell out of their windows.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly?

Jam is made from crushed, pureed fruit and Jelly is made from fruit juice that gels when cooked.

What'd you think I was gonna say? Get your head out of the gutter.

What do jellyfish and a girl after prom night have in common?

They can't be deboned.

A comedian walks to the stage

Comedian: let's do a white racist joke
Us whites like the same things

We like the same sandwich: peanut butter and-

Audience: JELLY!

Comedian: we like the same chips.

Salt and vi-

Audience: NEGAR

I walked up to a girl and said, "Skittles, Starburst, Jelly Babies, Haribo, Wine Gums."

"Erm...what?" she asked.

I said, "I'm trying to sweet-talk you into dating me."

You ever seen a jellyfish with eyes?

I hope so! What else you gonna see them with?

Jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains.

This gives me hope for the next generation.

Why did the jelly roll?

It saw the apple turnover

What is an astronauts favorite brand of jelly?

Spacejam.

Why are peanut butter and jelly retarded?

They're in-bread

How do you find an elephant hiding in a jar of jelly beans?

You don't. It's hiding.

How can a Pb & Jelly sandwich make you sick even though you don't have a peanut allergy?

Lead poisoning

When I grow up I'm going to be peanut butter

You jelly bro?

What's the German word for Vaseline aka petroleum jelly?

Wienerschleider

A man was killed with grape jelly.

The way he died was jarring

Peanut butter was chatting with jelly

I envy you, said the jelly.

Why? said the peanut butter.

I don't know, I guess I'm just the jellous type

My wife and I go together like peanut butter and jelly.

She's sweet and I've got nuts.

What do Billy Ocean and KY Jelly have in common?

*"Love really hurts without you."*

What do you call a jelly bean doing a Michael Jackson impersonation?

Belly Jean

Why did the ants wait until the bear's favourite song came on before stealing his jelly?

Because nobody would understand what was going on when he yelled "YO! THAT'S MY JAM!"

What's your favorite kind of jelly?

Beans

If a brother and sister get together and have twins, the twins should be named Peanut Butter and Jelly.

Because they are in bread.

I used to love honey so much I would substitute it for the jelly in my PP&J.

That stuff was my jam.

A jellyfish stung my wife...

"Quick, pee on it!" Said my wife

*Pees on jellyfish* "That's for stinging my wife!"

What's the worst jelly to put on your sandwich?

Traffic Jam

**My daughter read me this from her Gogurt wrapper. My answer was Toe Jam.

Why isn't the tagline for KY Jelly...

Slip into something more comfortable!

Why did the apple turnover?

Because he got jealous of the jelly roll.

Dont butter the WronG LoAF!

Why cant Mom toast have be with Son Toast?
....
Then they will be InBread
And would be in quite the jam
The father would get jelly
So just loaf your siblings out of it.

What do you call a slutty gummy bear?

A jelly thot

Whats Alabama state food?

Jelly from a PB&J sandwich

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly a canoe paddle up someone's ass

I once met a girl who confused a tube of KY Jelly with super glue

I asked her how it happened, but sadly her lips were sealed.

I met a sorceress in the desert once

She told me I could have all the churned dairy products and preserved fruit I could ever want, but first I had to marry her and sign a legally binding agreement that she would get it all back if we ever got divorced

Until that day I'd never believed the legends of the prenup butter and jelly sand witch

Why should you ask an anti-masker to make you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?

Because they are a super spreader!

Jellyfish and politicians are pretty similar.

They don't have hearts or brains only stomachs.

In 1999, in the midst of the Y2K panic, the KY Jelly company announced it was now Y2K compliant:

Known as 'Y2KY Jelly, it now allowed you to put all four digits in your date

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