Jelly Beans Jokes

22 jelly beans jokes and hilarious jelly beans puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about jelly beans that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Jelly Beans Short Jokes

Short jelly beans jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jelly beans humour may include short jelly jokes also.

  1. What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans? The black ones steal your watch.
  2. Why do elephants paint their toe nails? To hide in a box of jelly beans. Ever see an elephant in a box of jelly beans? Must work pretty well!
    my aunt introduced this one to me.
  3. Life is like a packet of jelly beans. No one likes the black ones!
    (No offense meant)

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Jelly Beans One Liners

Which jelly beans one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jelly beans? I can suggest the ones about jelly sandwiches and jelly and jam.

  1. Life is like a bag of jelly beans Everyone hates the black ones
  2. Why did the old man put jelly beans in his pill organizer? He had dementia.
  3. What do you call a jelly bean doing a Michael Jackson impersonation? Belly Jean
  4. Jelly bean challenge
  5. What's your favorite kind of jelly? Beans
  6. How do you find an elephant hiding in a jar of jelly beans? You don't. It's hiding.
  7. What does the world and jelly beans have in common? Everyone hates the black ones.
  8. Jelly Beans are a lot like people. No one likes the black ones.
  9. What's Funnier: Jelly Beans or Foetuses? The Jelly Beans are made of Malignant Tumours.

Delightful Fun Jelly Beans Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about jelly beans you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jam and jelly jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make jelly beans pranks.

Tough Kid

An 8 year-old kid is sitting on a swing, eating jelly beans, in a playground in South Philly. This man walks by and says, "Hey kid, you shouldn't eat candy. It's not good for you."
Kid looks up and says, "You know my grandfather lived to be 95?"
"Yeah, and? He ate a lot of candy?"
Kid smiles and says, "No. But he knew how to mind his own f**...' business."