The Best 9 Jelly Bean Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jelly Bean jokes. There are some jelly bean flavoured jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jelly bean dried fruit puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Jelly Bean Jokes and Puns

Life is like a bag of jelly beans

Everyone hates the black ones

What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch.

Why did the old man put jelly beans in his pill organizer?

He had dementia.

Tough Kid

An 8 year-old kid is sitting on a swing, eating jelly beans, in a playground in South Philly. This man walks by and says, "Hey kid, you shouldn't eat candy. It's not good for you."

Kid looks up and says, "You know my grandfather lived to be 95?"

"Yeah, and? He ate a lot of candy?"

Kid smiles and says, "No. But he knew how to mind his own fuckin' business."

What do you call a jelly bean doing a Michael Jackson impersonation?

Belly Jean

What's your favorite kind of jelly?


How do you find an elephant hiding in a jar of jelly beans?

You don't. It's hiding.

Jelly bean challenge

Why do elephants paint their toe nails?

To hide in a box of jelly beans. Ever see an elephant in a box of jelly beans? Must work pretty well!

my aunt introduced this one to me.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the jelly bean jellies jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working jelly bean jelly sandwiches piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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