Jello Jokes
44 jello jokes and hilarious jello puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about jello that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of hilarious jello jokes! From silly puns to groan-worthy dad jokes, we've got all the laughs you need. So grab a spoon and dig in!
Funniest Jello Short Jokes
Short jello jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jello humour may include short jelly jokes also.
- I tried to rob a bank using jello cast in the shape of a gun The police charged me with carrying a congealed weapon
- I bought purple Jell-O mix and now I feel like a superhero. With grape powder comes great responsibility.
- Apparently, Bill Cosby likes his women the way he likes his Jello Pudding... ...passed out cold.
- Jello has created a product that deters insects. It's very effective, but the flavor is OFF-pudding.
- My girlfriend hates it when I don't eat her favorite food... ... and she always gets Jellos.
- I Swear, These Jell-o Products Just Keep Getting Worse... It's almost like they're pudding in less effort.
I'll see myself out. - Why did Bill Cosby make his own Jell-O? Because his girlfriend was in a Roofie induced coma.
- People always name Jell-o by its color rather than the flavor. I think that's a little tasteless.
- Why do kissing scenes in nearly every show have to use the soundtrack from a toddler slurping jello off of a plastic plate?
- I'm prepping for a colonoscapy Jello and laxatives. My wife says it's the first time I haven't been full of sh-t
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Jello One Liners
Which jello one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jello? I can suggest the ones about jam and jelly and jelly and jam.
- What can Jello do that you can't? Come in 22 delicious flavors
- Jello fired Bill Cosby. They said he was off-pudding.
- What do you call a musical instrument made of gelatin? A jello!
- Why can't jello cubes dance? Because they are a bunch of squares.
- Did you hear the joke about jello? Took a while to set in but it sure gave me a jiggle
- An American sweet shop calls a Japanese sweet shop. "Mochi Mochi"
"Jello" - What is Bill Cosby's favourite Jello flavor? Grape
- What do you call it when you roofy a jello shot? A Bill Cosby.
- Bill Cosby's drink of choice used on victims... The jello shot.
- What do you call jello that sunbathes a lot? Tangelo!
(I'm so sorry.) - What do you call a cat made out of jello? Gelittin
- how do you stop someone from putting your stapler in jell-o? Michael!
- Is jello a solid or liquid? Did you just assume its state of matter?! Its actually fluid.
- What did Bill Cosby say when he called from jail? Jell-O from the other side!
- Why did Bill Cosby go to Japan with a bag of roofies? He had Jello fever!
Bill Cosby Jello Jokes
Here is a list of funny bill cosby jello jokes and even better bill cosby jello puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- How Do Bill Cosby's Ex-Girlfriends Spell Jell-O? J, E, L, L, Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
- Did you hear about the Bill Cosby drink? The Cosby.....Its a jello shot with an ambien in it
- "I like my food like I like my women…" Bill Cosby explaining why he likes Jell-O
- Jello Puddin Pops Looks like Janice Dickerson had her puddin popped by Bill Cosby.
Jello Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter
What funny jokes about jello you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jelly sandwiches jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make jello pranks.
I bought a Jell-O mold in the shape of a handgun
The first time I used it the Jell-O came out and it looked perfect. Immediately the cops busted down my door and arrested me. I was charged with possession of a congealed weapon.
A limerick, There once was a bishop from kings...
There once was a bishop from Kings,
Who talked about god and such things,
But his real desire,
was a boy in the choir,
with a bottom like jello on springs.
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Why do hipsters drink their Jello?
They want to have it before it's cool.
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JEllo h**...?
What's the difference between Jello and a Dead h**...?
Jello wiggles when you eat it out
Dave Grohl started welding and making jello recently.
He's officially a part of the Foo Flux Flan.
Kids in a hospital
Two little kids are in the hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room.
The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"
The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out, and I'm a little nervous."
The first kid says, You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!"
The second kid then asks, "What are you in for?"
The first kid says, "A circumcision."
And the second kid says, "Whoa! I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year!"
