Jehovah Jokes

Funniest Jehovah Short Jokes

Short jehovah jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jehovah humour may include short prosecutor jokes also.

1. Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their door.
2. Ever wonder how a Jehovah's Witness spreads their word during Covid? Now that you're here, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?
3. What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness? Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.
4. I'm starting a gym where we bring exercise equipment right to your front door, whether you requested it or not. I'm calling it "Jehovah's Fitness"
5. How do you stop Jehovah Witnesses from coming to your door? Going into jehovah witness Protection.
6. A new gym opened near me. They are currently going door to door signing up new members. It's called Jehovah's Fitness.
7. I just opened up a gym where my entire staff asks you a series of annoying questions every so often for the length of your stay. Welcome to Jehovah's Fitness.
8. Just had a Jehovah's Witness come to the door and ask if I had found Jesus yet. I said no, isn't he under the Jehovah's Witness Protection Program?
9. My drug dealer started dressing up as a Jehovah's Witness as a disguise... He eventually got arrested after the police saw that people actually let him in
10. Jehovah's Witness
    I was just wondering………..if a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to heaven and knocks on heaven's door….. does Saint Peter answer the door or does he hide like the rest of us???
    

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Jehovah One Liners

Which jehovah one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jehovah? I can suggest the ones about bible and jehovah witness.

1. Why don't Italians like Jehovah's witnesses? Italians don't like ANY witnesses.
2. Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy? The mafia doesn't like witnesses.
3. I exercise running up the street knocking on all the doors. Jehovah's Fitness.
4. What do you call a group of religious oranges? Jehovah's citruses.
5. What did the religious zealots call their gym? Jehovah's Fitness
6. Is it mean to tell a knock knock joke to a Jehovah's Witness?
7. Let's start a religious fitness training group. We can call it Jehovah's Fitness
8. A Jehovah's Witness tried to tell me a knock-knock joke once... But I ignored him.
9. A very jolly father named his son Jehovah so as to laugh at his witness at a wedding
10. What's a Jehovah's Witnesses' favourite part of middle earth? More door.
11. Why don't the Clintons like Jehovah's Witnesses? The Clintons don't like ANY witn
12. What do jehovah's witnesses believe in? That I will open the door
13. Why do Jehovah's witnesses hate Halloween? They don't like people knocking on their door!
14. What r two words u should never say to a Jehovah's Witness? Come in!
15. What is the name of a Jehovah's Witness's place of worship? Your doorstep

Jehovah Witness Jokes

Here is a list of funny jehovah witness jokes and even better jehovah witness puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• You know the only good thing about quarantine? I haven't seen a jehovah's witness in awhile.
• A Jehovah's Witness knocked at my door this morning. Could you spare a few moments to talk about the Judgement Day? he asked.
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• Knock, Knock. Warning. Warning.
  If you receive a knock knock email. Do not open it.
  It will be Jehovah Witnesses working from home.
• I'm in the Jehovah's Witness Protection Program. I have to go door-to-door and tell people I'm somebody else.
• I once knew a Jehovah's Witness who became a stand-up comedian. But all he knew was knock knock jokes.
• You Know It's Hot When ... Cows are giving evaporated milk ...
  Chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs ...
  Catfish are already fried when caught ...
  Jehovah Witnesses start telemarketing ...
• Did you hear that Judas turned state's evidence against the lord? He had to go into the Jehovah's Witness Protection Program.
• What do a Jehovah's Witness and my boyfriend have in common? I never let them come inside, no matter how much they beg
• A lawyer was asked if he likes to become a Jehovah's Witness.
  He declined, as he hadn't seen the accident, but replied that he would still be interested in taking the case.
• Sicily isn't a safe place for Jehovah's Witnesses. I've heard that Sicilians really don't like witnesses.

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