The Best 15 Jehovah Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jehovah jokes. There are some jehovah bible jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jehovah willem puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Jehovah Jokes and Puns

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on a Jew's door.

Jew: "Can I help you?"

Witness: "Hello sir, I'm here to tell you about the great Lord Jehovah!"

Jew: "Is that what you call him? You know, we have a name for him too..."

Witness: "No way?!"

Jew: "Yahweh."

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah witness and a Mormon?

I have no idea but I can't get him off my porch

Knock, Knock. Warning.


If you receive a knock knock email. Do not open it.

It will be Jehovah Witnesses working from home.

Jehovah joke, Knock, Knock. Warning.

A Jehovah witness was going from house to house looking to talk to people

He approached a house and saw a man. "Good day" he said "do you have time to discuss, I'm Jehovah witness?"

"Sure" said the man. He let him in the house and they just kept staring at each other until the man asked "so what do you want to talk about?"

Then confused Jehovah witness just said " I don't know, no one has let me in before"

God is in an argument with Jehovah...

about which one of their faiths is the true one.

"That's it, I've had it with this! I am taking the matter to the supreme court." he said

"I'd like to see you try." said Jehovah. "I have witnesses."

What is a jehovah witnesses favorite band?

The Doors.

Why don't Jehovah Witness' get killed during an earthquake...

Because they are always in your doorway.

Jehovah joke, Why don't Jehovah Witness' get killed during an earthquake...

A couple of Jehovah witnesses!

A couple of Jehovah witnesses knocked on my door. When I answered, they asked "If they could come in and talk to me about Jesus."

I said sure and walked them to my living room. After sitting down on the sectional, I said ok what do you want to talk about?

They replied, " we're not really sure sir, we haven't ever made it this far before."

A very jolly father named his son Jehovah

so as to laugh at his witness at a wedding

What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?

Dind Dong

If a religious person testifies in court...

...does that mean they're a Jehovah Witness?

You can explore jehovah prosecutor reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean jehovah jesus dad jokes. There are also jehovah puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

What's the difference between windows 10 and a jehovah witness

None, they just keep asking you to let them in

What do you call someone who comes over uninvited, and tries to get you to work out with them?

A Jehovah fitness.

The victim's name is Jehovah

Police are looking for witnesses.

Why did the holiday inn change its ne to comfort in?

Because the Jehovah witness' dont do holidays and the doors are closer together.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the jehovah orthodox jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working jehovah jehovah witness piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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