The Best 17 Jehova Witness Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Jehova Witness Jokes and Puns

What do you call Jehova's Witnesses in Chinese

Ding Dong

I let a Jehova's Witness inside the other day and asked him, "what now?"...

He replied, "I'm not sure, I've never gotten this far before"


This morning someone was ringing the doorbell, so I opened the door and there was a young man standing there. "Hello sir" he said, "I'm a Jehova's Witness". I invited him in, offered him something to drink and we sat down in the living room. "So, what would you like to talk about?" I asked. He looked up from his cup of tea and said "To be honest sir, I havn't got the faintest idea, I never made it this far..."

A Jehovas Witness knocked on my door the other day...

I said "Come in. Sit down. What would you like to talk about?"

He said "I don't know. I've never gotten this far before."

Do you know why there are not windows in Jehovas Witnesses' buildings?

It's so God can't see what they're doing in there.

If you get an e-mail that says knock knock don't open it!

It's jehova's witness working from home

What's a Jehova's Witness' favourite kind of joke?

Knock knock jokes.

Jehova's Witnesses: [Knock Knock]

Resident: Who's There?

JW: We're Jehova's Witnesses.

R: That's not funny. What's the punchline?

JW: Um. We're here to tell you to accept our Lord and Savior into your heart.

R: There it is.

What is the maximum of loneliness?

When even Jehova's Witnesses won't come and talk to you

Knock Knock

Who's there? Jehovas Witnesses

What happens when an atheist and a Jehova's witness have a son?

He knocks door to door for no reason at all.

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It's so rough where I live ...

We don't have Jehova's witnesses, we have Jehova's bystanders (who are like "We didn't see nothing")

What's the favorite band of jehova's witnesses?

The Doors

We used to live between two Jehova's Witnesses

Some might say we were a JeHovis sandwich.

I had to testify against a religious murderer

I can't talk much about it, but I'm now in the Jehova witness protection program

Reverse Social Engineering Pro Tip

Use Halloween to visit a random Jehova's Witness at home.

What is a Jehova's Witness' favourite song?

Knockin' in the Free World

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