Jehova Witness Jokes
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Funniest Jehova Witness Short Jokes
Short jehova witness jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jehova witness humour may include short jehovah witness jokes also.
- I let a Jehova's Witness inside the other day and asked him, "what now?"... He replied, "I'm not sure, I've never gotten this far before"
- A Jehovas Witness knocked on my door the other day... I said "Come in. Sit down. What would you like to talk about?"
He said "I don't know. I've never gotten this far before." - Do you know why jehovas witnesses buildings don't have windows? Its so God can't see what they're doing in there.
- Of all the holidays that jehova witnesses should celebrate... ... You'd think halloween would be it. Knocking on strangers doors, how could they pass that up?!
- Do you know why there are not windows in Jehovas Witnesses' buildings? It's so God can't see what they're doing in there.
- If you get an e-mail that says knock knock don't open it! It's jehova's witness working from home
- What is the maximum of loneliness? When even Jehova's Witnesses won't come and talk to you
- What happens when an atheist and a Jehova's witness have a son? He knocks door to door for no reason at all.
- It's so rough where I live ... We don't have Jehova's witnesses, we have Jehova's bystanders (who are like "We didn't see nothing")
- Reverse Social Engineering Pro Tip Use Halloween to visit a random Jehova's Witness at home.
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Jehova Witness One Liners
Which jehova witness one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jehova witness? I can suggest the ones about jehovahs witness and witness.
- What's a Jehova's Witness' favourite kind of joke? Knock knock jokes.
- Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovas Witnesses
- What's the favorite band of jehova's witnesses? The Doors
- We used to live between two Jehova's Witnesses Some might say we were a JeHovis sandwich.
- What is a Jehova's Witness' favourite song? Knockin' in the Free World
- Whats the two words you're not supposed to say to a Jehova's Witness? Come in
- You're a Jehova's Witness? What was Jehova accused of?
- What do you call Jehova's Witnesses in Chinese Ding d**...
Giggle-Inducing Jehova Witness Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
What funny jokes about jehova witness you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean testimony jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make jehova witness pranks.
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This morning someone was ringing the doorbell, so I opened the door and there was a young man standing there. "Hello sir" he said, "I'm a Jehova's Witness". I invited him in, offered him something to drink and we sat down in the living room. "So, what would you like to talk about?" I asked. He looked up from his cup of tea and said "To be honest sir, I havn't got the faintest idea, I never made it this far..."
Jehova's Witnesses: [Knock Knock]
Resident: Who's There?
JW: We're Jehova's Witnesses.
R: That's not funny. What's the punchline?
JW: Um. We're here to tell you to accept our Lord and Savior into your heart.
R: There it is.
I had to testify against a religious m**...
I can't talk much about it, but I'm now in the Jehova witness protection program