The Best 10 Jehova Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jehova jokes. There are some jehova republican jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jehova jehova witness puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Jehova Jokes and Puns

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This morning someone was ringing the doorbell, so I opened the door and there was a young man standing there. "Hello sir" he said, "I'm a Jehova's Witness". I invited him in, offered him something to drink and we sat down in the living room. "So, what would you like to talk about?" I asked. He looked up from his cup of tea and said "To be honest sir, I havn't got the faintest idea, I never made it this far..."

A Jehovas Witness knocked on my door the other day...

I said "Come in. Sit down. What would you like to talk about?"

He said "I don't know. I've never gotten this far before."

A Jehovah witness was going from house to house looking to talk to people

He approached a house and saw a man. "Good day" he said "do you have time to discuss, I'm Jehovah witness?"

"Sure" said the man. He let him in the house and they just kept staring at each other until the man asked "so what do you want to talk about?"

Then confused Jehovah witness just said " I don't know, no one has let me in before"

What is a jehovah witnesses favorite band?

The Doors.

Why don't Jehovah Witness' get killed during an earthquake...

Because they are always in your doorway.


Do you know why jehovas witnesses buildings don't have windows?

Its so God can't see what they're doing in there.

What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?

Dind Dong

A really good jehova whitness

He was so good, on his funeral when they wanted to close the coffin his foot was still in between.

I had to testify against a religious murderer

I can't talk much about it, but I'm now in the Jehova witness protection program

The victim's name is Jehovah

Police are looking for witnesses.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the jehova hater jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working jehova lemmy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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