Jehova Jokes
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This morning someone was ringing the doorbell, so I opened the door and there was a young man standing there. "Hello sir" he said, "I'm a Jehova's Witness". I invited him in, offered him something to drink and we sat down in the living room. "So, what would you like to talk about?" I asked. He looked up from his cup of tea and said "To be honest sir, I havn't got the faintest idea, I never made it this far..."
I had a Jehovah witness
Knock on my door one day and asked to come in and speak with me about Jesus.
I said sure come on in, so we went to living room and sat down. And I asked, so what do you want to talk about?
And they said we're really not sure we have never made it this far before.
Do you know why jehovas witnesses buildings don't have windows?
Its so God can't see what they're doing in there.
Of all the holidays that jehova witnesses should celebrate...
... You'd think halloween would be it. Knocking on strangers doors, how could they pass that up?!
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A really good jehova whitness
He was so good, on his f**... when they wanted to close the coffin his foot was still in between.
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I had to testify against a religious m**...
I can't talk much about it, but I'm now in the Jehova witness protection program
The victim's name is Jehovah
Police are looking for witnesses.
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