Jehova Jokes
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This morning someone was ringing the doorbell, so I opened the door and there was a young man standing there. "Hello sir" he said, "I'm a Jehova's Witness". I invited him in, offered him something to drink and we sat down in the living room. "So, what would you like to talk about?" I asked. He looked up from his cup of tea and said "To be honest sir, I havn't got the faintest idea, I never made it this far..."
I had a Jehovah witness
Knock on my door one day and asked to come in and speak with me about Jesus.
I said sure come on in, so we went to living room and sat down. And I asked, so what do you want to talk about?
And they said we're really not sure we have never made it this far before.
A Jehovas Witness knocked on my door the other day...
I said "Come in. Sit down. What would you like to talk about?"
He said "I don't know. I've never gotten this far before."
A Jehovah witness was going from house to house looking to talk to people
He approached a house and saw a man. "Good day" he said "do you have time to discuss, I'm Jehovah witness?"
"Sure" said the man. He let him in the house and they just kept staring at each other until the man asked "so what do you want to talk about?"
Then confused Jehovah witness just said " I don't know, no one has let me in before"
What is a jehovah witnesses favorite band?
The Doors.
Why don't jehovah witness' get killed during an earthquake...
Because they are always in your doorway.
Do you know why jehovas witnesses buildings don't have windows?
Its so God can't see what they're doing in there.
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