Jeffrey Jokes
57 jeffrey jokes and hilarious jeffrey puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about jeffrey that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Jeffrey Short Jokes
Short jeffrey jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jeffrey humour may include short jeffrey dahmer jokes also.
- Adding a colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence For example:
Jeffrey ate John's sandwich.
Jeffrey ate John's colon. - What do Jeffrey Epstein and Halloween decorations having common? They don't hang themselves.
Happy Early Halloween! - What do Jeffrey Epstein and Christmas lights have in common? You can pay someone to hang 'em
- Jeffrey Epstein, Prince Andrew, and the Dalai Lama walk into a bar.... Bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve underage here."
- I heard that Jeffrey Epstein never wanted to be rich and famous. All he ever wanted was to settle down and have kids.
- One of the last things Jeffrey Epstein said to the guards was - "high five!" But they just left him hanging
- What does have in common Christmas' lights and Jeffrey Epstein? They don't hang themselves.
- What's the difference between Bill Cosby and an Epstein victim? One got off scott-free, and the other got off Jeffrey
- Why did the psychotherapist ask his suicidal patient to change his name to „Jeffrey Epstein ? To make sure he doesn't kill himself.
- Rich people use their money and infleunce to avoid standing trials about their crimes Jeffrey Epstein learnt this the hard way
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Jeffrey One Liners
Which jeffrey one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jeffrey? I can suggest the ones about bobby and yer.
- Name 3 things that don't hang themselves Pictures, Drywall and Jeffrey Epstein
- Hillary gave Jeffrey Epstein a high five but she still left him hanging
- Jeffrey Epstein plays mmo for... Sui side quests.
- What have Jeffrey Epstein and a bauble got in common? They both don't hang themselves.
- What do you get when you call a Jeff a Jeffrey? Jeff Fury
- There are two sure things in life. Taxes. and that Epstein did not kill Himself.
- Did you hear what they found in Jeffrey d**...'s freezer? Ben and j**...
- Who eats Five Guys for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Jeffrey d**...
- What do Jeffrey d**... and Travis Scott have in common? Ate dead people.
- Jeffrey d**... was eating five guys Before it was a restaurant.
- What did Jeffrey d**... sing as he went to the refrigerator? My bologna had a first name.
- What comes after death? Jeffrey d**...
- Did you know Jeffrey d**... was a closet s**...? He kept the butts behind the couch.
- How did Jeffrey d**... make alphabet soup? With 26 characters he met at a party.
- What does Jeffrey d**... eat for breakfast? Boys and Berries

Hilarious Jeffrey Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
What funny jokes about jeffrey you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make jeffrey pranks.
You've heard of Elf on a Shelf, but have you heard...
Jeffrey Epstein definitely didn't kill himself.
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Why was Jeffrey d**... so healthy?
Because he ate five fruits a day!
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What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Jeffrey d**...?
Jeremy Renner hasn't played Bill Cosby.
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Why did Jeffrey d**... move to a larger apartment?
He needed more leg room.
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Jeffrey d**... didn't like Tic Tacs or gum.
He preferred men toes.
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Did you hear Jeffrey d**... had dandruff?
They found some head and shoulders in his bathtub
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What is Jeffrey d**...'s favorite fruit?
Chopped Dates
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Did you know Jeffrey d**... was a time traveler?
He was eating Five Guys before it was a thing.
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Jeffrey d**... once sent me a dinner invitation
But the offer was a me steak.
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You know one the main reasons Jeffrey d**... got caught was because his freezer stopped working and the smell became so bad the neighbors were complaining.
The cops came to his door and said "We heard you were keeping a bunch of spoiled brats in here"
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Netflix tried to get the Jeffrey d**... tapes...
...but it was going to cost them an arm *and* a leg.
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Ted Bundy and Jeffery d**... have dinner together
Ted: hey Jeff you got any ice cream in the freezer?
Jeffrey: nah, only Ben and j**...
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Why did Jeffrey d**... keep a blender on his front porch?
So he could greet visitors with a handshake.
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I'm gonna dress up as Jeffrey Epstein for Halloween and c**... some parties
I just really don't wanna hang by myself
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The CDC said to refrain from hand shakes.
Jeffrey d**... immediately bummed as he turns off the blender
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Jeffrey d**... and Armie Hammer are eating Ronald McDonald
Armie asks, "does this taste funny to you?" Jeffrey responds, "I think it's ginger."
Bill Cosby walks out of prison...
..and gets on a bus, and rides it to a long rock wall. Next to a big oak, he finds a letter.
He follows it to Mexico, where he finds Jeffrey Epstein working on his boat.
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar...
...and walk right out because it's 18+
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I had dinner with Jeffrey d**....
He cooked Stu
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There was a serial killer who killed more people than Jeffrey d**... and never got caught
His name was Jeffrey Smahter
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Jeffrey d**...'s mother was over for a visit having dinner.
She says you know Jeffrey, I really don't like your friends.
He just shrugs & says well just eat the vegetables then.
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I'm dating myself with this one
What did Jeffrey d**... say to Lorena Bobbitt?
You're not going to just throw that away are you?
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why did Jeffrey d**... never eat liver and onions?
He didn't like onions.

