The Best 14 Jeffery Dahmer Jokes

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If you are what you eat then...

...Jeffery Dahmer is a perfectly normal person

Ted Bundy and Jeffery Dahmer have dinner together

Ted: hey Jeff you got any ice cream in the freezer?

Jeffrey: nah, only Ben and jerry

Jeffery Dahmer is in his kitchen, using his blender...

... when his phone goes off in his pocket. It was a notification from the CDC:

"The public is still advised to avoid direct contact from others through cordial gestures during this pandemic, such as hugs or ***handshakes.*** "

"Awwwwww..." Jeffery mopes, as he turns off his blender.

Jeffrey Dahmer and his mom are having dinner.

Jeffey's mom looks over at him and says "Jeff I don't like your friends". Jeffery then replies "You can eat the potatoes".

My friend told me my mustache makes me looks like Jeffery Dahmer.

I said, "Thanks. I've always wanted a killer stache."


Jeffery Dahmer kept a journal, he wrote how he would take the noses of his victims and make pizzas with them.

Dahmersnose Pizza.

Why did Jeffery Dahmer have a blender on his front porch?

So he could greet you with a handshake.

What is Jeffery Dahmer's favorite candy?

Mentos.

What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?

Head, shoulders, knees, and toes.

Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat any Germans?

They're just the wurst.

If you are what you eat

Does that make Jeffery Dahmer a young man?

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Did you know Jeffery Dahmer used to cut off his victims noses, put them on pizza and eat them?
He called it Dahmer-nose pizza.

How did they discover that Jeffery Dahmer was a smoker?

They found all the butts behind the couch.

What did Jeffery Dahmer yell when he jumped in the pool?

CANNIBAL!!!

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