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Jeffery Dahmer Jokes

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If you are what you eat then...

...Jeffery d**... is a perfectly normal person

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Ted Bundy and Jeffery d**... have dinner together

Ted: hey Jeff you got any ice cream in the freezer?
Jeffrey: nah, only Ben and j**...

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Jeffery d**... is in his kitchen, using his blender...

... when his phone goes off in his pocket. It was a notification from the CDC:
"The public is still advised to avoid direct contact from others through cordial gestures during this pandemic, such as hugs or ***handshakes.*** "
"Awwwwww..." Jeffery mopes, as he turns off his blender.

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My friend told me my mustache makes me looks like Jeffery d**....

I said, "Thanks. I've always wanted a killer stache."

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Jeffery d**... kept a journal, he wrote how he would take the noses of his victims and make pizzas with them.

Dahmersnose Pizza.

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What is Jeffery d**...'s favorite candy?

Mentos.

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Why didn't Jeffery d**... eat any Germans?

They're just the wurst.

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What did Jeffery d**... yell when he jumped in the pool?

CANNIBAL!!!

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What's Jeffery d**...'s favorite song?

Head, shoulders, knees, and toes.

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Say what you want about Jeffery d**......

but he really put his m**... where his mouth was.

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Why wouldn't Jeffery d**... go down on Terri Schiavo?

Because cannibals don't eat vegetables.

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Jeffery Dahmer One Liners

Which jeffery dahmer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jeffery dahmer? I can suggest the ones about hannibal lecter and thomas jefferson.

  1. If you are what you eat then... ...Jeffery d**... is a perfectly normal person
  2. What is Jeffery d**...'s favorite candy? Mentos.
  3. Why didn't Jeffery d**... eat any Germans? They're just the wurst.
  4. What did Jeffery d**... yell when he jumped in the pool? CANNIBAL!!!
  5. What's Jeffery d**...'s favorite song? Head, shoulders, knees, and toes.