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Funniest Jefferson Short Jokes

Short jefferson jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jefferson humour may include short sanders jokes also.

1. I told my girlfriend I was named after Thomas Jefferson. She said, "Your name is Brian."
   I said, "Right. But I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson."
2. Coining Money. George Washington: We should put "We Trust In God" on our money.
   Thomas Jefferson: Great idea! Did you get that?
   Yoda: Yep
3. What do you get when Lincoln, Washington, Jefferson, and Roosevelt fall in poison ivy? Mt. Rashmore.
4. I told my son I was named after Thomas Jefferson… He said, But dad, your name is Brian.
   I said, I know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.
5. July 4th, 1776 British: Just saying it, doesn't make you independent..
   Thomas Jefferson: I didn't say it, I declared it.
6. Be the change you wish to see in the world. -Abraham Lincoln, George Washington, Franklin D. Roosevelt, and Thomas Jefferson
7. What do George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, and Abraham Lincoln have in common? They were the last three white guys with those last names.
8. My two favorite presidents are Jefferson and Lincoln The respective "Hit it and Quit it" of American slavery
9. It's a shame American football wasn't around during Thomas Jefferson's youth. He would've made a great Nickelback.
10. Did you hear Jefferson Starship's new song about Settlers of Catan? We built this city! We built this city on Wheat and Ore!

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Jefferson One Liners

Which jefferson one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jefferson? I can suggest the ones about thomas jefferson and historic.

1. Since I moved to Jefferson city I'm in state of Missouri ):
2. Why do so many sad people go to Jefferson City? Because Missouri loves company.
3. Happy Birthday to Thomas Jefferson! The founding father of light-skinned black people.
4. What band performed at the Jefferson memorial? Nickelback
5. Why didn't Thomas Jefferson drive a jeep Wrangler? Because he always fought for LIBERTY!
6. What four presidents are always hard? Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln, and Roosevelt
7. Why did Thomas Jefferson stop being president? He could make change on his own.
8. George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, and Yoda.
9. What did Thomas Jefferson grow? Old.

Amusing & Witty Jefferson Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about jefferson you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean liberty jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make jefferson pranks.