The Best 13 Jefferson Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Jefferson Jokes and Puns

I told my girlfriend I was named after Thomas Jefferson.

She said, "Your name is Brian."

I said, "Right. But I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson."

Oldy repurposed

Trump was feeling the pressure of the office and stood before the protraits of our greatest leaders.
Looking at Washington, the Donald said:
"George, you were the first. Can you give me some advise?"
A ghostly voice replied
"Tell the truth"
Trump knew that wouldn't work, so next went to Jefferson.
" Tom, you wrote the constitution. Do you have any words for me?"
Another voice said "Be for the people"
As he had always placed himself before everyone, Trump moved on.
He stood before Lincoln and asked " Abe, you are one of the greatest. Can you advise me?"
A new voice drifted by saying
"Go to the Theater"

Coining Money.

George Washington: We should put "We Trust In God" on our money.

Thomas Jefferson: Great idea! Did you get that?

Yoda: Yep

Jefferson joke, Coining Money.

Why do so many sad people go to Jefferson City?

Because Missouri loves company.

I told my son I was named after Thomas Jefferson…

He said, But dad, your name is Brian.

I said, I know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.


Be the change you wish to see in the world.

-Abraham Lincoln, George Washington, Franklin D. Roosevelt, and Thomas Jefferson

What do George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, and Abraham Lincoln have in common?

They were the last three white guys with those last names.

Jefferson joke, What do George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, and Abraham Lincoln have in common?

My two favorite presidents are Jefferson and Lincoln

The respective "Hit it and Quit it" of American slavery

July 4th, 1776

British: Just saying it, doesn't make you independent..

Thomas Jefferson: I didn't say it, I declared it.

What band performed at the Jefferson memorial?

Nickelback

Happy Birthday to Thomas Jefferson!

The founding father of light-skinned black people.

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Did you hear Jefferson Starship's new song about Settlers of Catan?

We built this city! We built this city on Wheat and Ore!

What four presidents are always hard?

Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln, and Roosevelt

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