The Best 9 Jeffer Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jeffer jokes. There are some jeffer eat jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jeffer favorite puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Jeffer Jokes and Puns

Jeffery Dahmer is in his kitchen, using his blender...

... when his phone goes off in his pocket. It was a notification from the CDC:

"The public is still advised to avoid direct contact from others through cordial gestures during this pandemic, such as hugs or ***handshakes.*** "

"Awwwwww..." Jeffery mopes, as he turns off his blender.

Jeffery Dahmer kept a journal, he wrote how he would take the noses of his victims and make pizzas with them.

Dahmersnose Pizza.

Why did Jeffery Dahmer have a blender on his front porch?

So he could greet you with a handshake.

What is Jeffery Dahmer's favorite candy?


What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?

Head, shoulders, knees, and toes.

Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat any Germans?

They're just the wurst.

Jeffery Dahmer

Did you know Jeffery Dahmer used to cut off his victims noses, put them on pizza and eat them?
He called it Dahmer-nose pizza.

What did Jefferey Dahmer's mom say when he passed the meat at Xmas dinner?

Jeff, you know I don't like your friends.

What did Jeffery Dahmer yell when he jumped in the pool?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the jeffer cut jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working jeffer terri piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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