The Best 76 Jeff Jokes

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Comedian Jeff Dunham has been accused of sexual assault

After allegations from his coworkers saying that he's been fisting them for decades.

Just look up his Youtube channel if you want to see evidence of this abuse. Millions have just sat by and watched while these poor souls suffered through tremendous pain right in-front of them.

Jeff Bezos: "Alexa, send nudes to my secret admirer."

Alexa: "Got it. Sending nudes to the National Enquirer."

What did Jeffrey Dahmer sing as he went to the refrigerator?

My Bologna had a first name.

Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy?

Because he ate five fruits a day!

Jeffrey Dahmer and his mom are having dinner.

Jeffey's mom looks over at him and says "Jeff I don't like your friends". Jeffery then replies "You can eat the potatoes".


God making Adam

Angel: What do you call it?

God: A human.

Angel: What does it do?

God: It doesn't annoy me, Jeff. That's what it does.

Jeffrey Dahmer was HOT.

He had the body of a much younger man.

Jeff and Don are singing deck the halls....

When they both suddenly die part way through the song.

They are reincarnated as ass-less chaps. Jeff looks over and says: "Don, we now are gay apparel."

Why didn't Jeffrey Dahmer eat vegetables?

He didn't like getting rid of all the wheelchairs

A Chinese guy walks into a bar...

A Chinese guy walks into a bar, and sits next to Jeff, and starts drinking his beer. Jeff asks him :

• My friend, do you know any martial arts, kung fu, karate or other stuff?

• Why do you ask, is it because i'm Chinese?

• No, it's because you are drinking my beer.

Angel.

Jeff is talking to Ben :

• My wife is an angel.

Ben tells him :

• Lucky you, mine is still alive...

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A man enters a party and says "Is anybody here named Jeff?"

Jeff raised his hand and said "Yes."

Geoff raised his hand and said "Yeos."

What is Jeffery Dahmer's favorite candy?

Mentos.

How did Jeffrey Dahmer make alphabet soup?

With 26 characters he met at a party.

If cloning ever becomes real, I want 3 triceratops.

I even already have names for them. Oneceratops, Twoceratops, and Jeff.

How do you know if Jeffrey Dahmer smoked?

They found butts behind his couch.

Jeff, a semicolon, and an Oxford Comma walk into a bar.

They both had a great time.

"Anybody here named Jeff?"

Jeff: "Yes"

Geoff: "Yeos"

Is anyone here named Jeff?

Jeff: Yes.

Jeoff: Yeos.


Why does Jeffrey Dahmer have a blender on his front porch?

So when he gets visitors, he can greet them with a hand shake!

Why did Jeffrey Dahmer move to a larger apartment?

He needed more leg room.

A friend told me that laughter is the best medicine

Now I understand why Jeff Dunham is so sick all the time

Jeff Dahmer was a pretty normal guy

He was having a friend for dinner when he was arrested.

If the Amazon CEO had a pill addiction, what should his nickname be?

Jeff Benzos

Why did Jeffery Dahmer have a blender on his front porch?

So he could greet you with a handshake.

Jeffrey Dahmer didn't like Tic Tacs or gum.

He preferred men toes.

How come Jeff Bezos spending 13 billion makes the news?

I spent 13 billion dollars last week at Whole Foods as well and all I got was some vegan avocado toast.

What did Jeff Sessions say at the Senate hearing?

I can't recall

What's the difference between Jeff Sessions and a book about Jeff Sessions?

The book has a spine.

Jeffery Dahmer kept a journal, he wrote how he would take the noses of his victims and make pizzas with them.

Dahmersnose Pizza.

Did you know Jeffrey Dahmer was a closet smoker?

He kept the butts behind the couch.

A Grasshopper walks into a bar

He sits down at the bar to get a drink. The bartender walks over to him and says, "hey I have a drink named after you." The Grasshopper responds, "you have a drink named Jeff?"

What's Swedish Chef's evil twin's name?

Swedish Jeff

What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite fruit?

Chopped Dates

Did any news come out of Attorney General Jeff Sessions testimony?

I don't recall.

Jeff Sessions was asked why the telemarketing company fired him

He did not recall

Two cannibals are eating Jeff Dunham.

One turns to the other and says "does this taste funny?"
The other cannibal says "No".

Why didn't Jeff Goldblum go all Liam Neeson when his wife was taken?

Because his wife cannot be contained, wife breaks free, wife

..... finds a way

is jeff here?

Jeff: yes!
Geoff: Yeos!

Did you know Jeffrey Dahmer was a time traveler?

He was eating Five Guys before it was a thing.

What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbitt?

"Are you going to eat that?"

Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was a smoker...

They found a pile of butts behind his couch.

Jenny was walking home from school one day.

Suddenly she saw her little brother Tom running from school to home. She got worried and asked:

"Tom, why are you running?"

"I'm trying to prevent a fight between two boys"

"And who are those boys?"

"Jeff and I"

Jeffrey Dahmer once sent me a dinner invitation

But the offer was a me steak.

Who became second richest person on earth thanks to their wife?

Jeff Bezos

I have absolute confidence in Jeff's Bezos rocket company Blue Origin

Jeff has already achieved good separation.

Why did Jeff Bezos divorce his wife?

Because he found out marriages are classified as "recognized unions."

Did you hear about the time Jeff Wayne caught his wife masturbating with a chocolate bar?

The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one , he said.

What do Jeffrey Dahmer and a helicopter have in common?

They're choppers.

Today we learned 2 things about Jeff Bezos: He has big cojones...

And there might be pictures of them

Now that he's divorced, what does Amazon's CEO do when he's feeling lonely?

Jeff pays hoes.

What title would be given to Jeff Bezos if he were a politician?

Prime Minister

What does Jeffrey Dahmer eat for breakfast?

Boys and Berries

Jeffrey Epstein plays mmo for...

Sui side quests.

Jeff Bezos isn't a great guy...

...But I enjoy his company.

What did Jeffrey Dahmer have for his last meal?

Five Guys

Mr Jeffries in interview

Job interviewer: And where would you see yourself in five years' time Mr. Jeffries?" - Mr. Jeffries: "Personally I believe my biggest weakness is in listening."

A man named Jeff was driving down the road when a policeman stopped him.

The officer looked in the back of Jeff's truck and said, Why are these penguins in your truck?



Jeff replied, These are my penguins. They belong to me.



You need to take them to the zoo, the policeman said.



The next day, the officer saw Jeff driving down the road once again. He pulled him over again. He saw the penguins were still in the truck, but they were wearing sunglasses this time. I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo! the officer said.



I did, Jeff replied. And today I'm taking them to the beach."

Jeffrey Dahmer was eating five guys

Before it was a restaurant.

Jeff Bezos worked long, difficult hours for little pay to fulfill his lifelong dream...

...of making other people work long, difficult hours for little pay.

Jeff Bozos was cleaning his bedside lamp when a genie popped out.

Genie: One wish only, my good sir.

Bezos: Name it.

What is Jeff Bezos's favourite comedy show?

"Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?"

Ted Bundy and Jeffery Dahmer have dinner together

Ted: hey Jeff you got any ice cream in the freezer?

Jeffrey: nah, only Ben and jerry

Jeff Bezos can't sleep

until he puts his pajamazon

Did you know Jeff Bezos has trouble sleeping?

Unless he has his Pajamazon.

Do you think Jeff Bezos sleeps naked?

...or with pajamazon?

What do Jeffrey Epstein and Halloween decorations having common?

They don't hang themselves.

Happy Early Halloween!

Jeff Bezos has never been the President of Amazon.

Just the Prime Minister.

Why did Jeffrey Dahmer keep a blender on his front porch?

So he could greet visitors with a handshake.

If I had one dollar for every time someone complained about how rich Jeff Bezos is

I still wouldn't be as rich as Jeff Bezos.

What did Jeffrey Dahmer keep in his shower?

Heads and Shoulders.

Why did Jeff Bezos get divorced?

He realized his marriage was a union.

What do Jeffrey Epstein and Christmas lights have in common?

You can pay someone to hang 'em

Why did Jeff Bezos get divorced?

He found out a marriage was a union

Back when I was in elementary school one of my teachers would have a letter of the day and then pick one of the students to say something about the letter of the day.

One day I got picked and the letter of that day was N so I got asked, "Jeff, why don't you use the letter of the day, N, and tell us something that you're not very good at that starts with the letter N." I stood up next to my desk and said... Spelling

Jeff just had a pillow fight with death...

He faced the reaper-cushions

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