Jeff Jokes

Funniest Jeff Short Jokes

Short jeff jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jeff humour may include short homeowner jokes also.

1. God making Adam Angel: What do you call it?
   God: A human.
   Angel: What does it do?
   God: It doesn't annoy me, Jeff. That's what it does.
2. My son came to me & said: 'Can I have a book mark?' 14 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Jeff
3. Why did Bill Gates' and Jeff Bezos' marriages both end in divorce? Because they realized they were in a union.
4. If you're ever feeling down... Just remember, you're closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is!
5. How does Jeff Bezos tell his doctor that his Covid symptoms are horrible? Doc, I feel like a million bucks.
6. Doctor: Don't be nervous Jeff, it's gonna be a quick surgery. Patient: But my name isn't Jeff..
   Doctor: I know, it's mine.
7. If I had one dollar for every time someone complained about how rich Jeff Bezos is I still wouldn't be as rich as Jeff Bezos.
8. Angel. Jeff is talking to Ben :
   • My wife is an angel.
   Ben tells him :
   • Lucky you, mine is still alive...
9. What's the difference between Jeff Sessions and a book about Jeff Sessions? The book has a spine.
10. How come Jeff Bezos spending 13 billion makes the news? I spent 13 billion dollars last week at Whole Foods as well and all I got was some vegan avocado toast.

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Jeff One Liners

Which jeff one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jeff? I can suggest the ones about hank and scaffolding.

1. Did you hear Jeff Bezos is buying Crunchyroll? He is renaming it to amazon Weeb Services.
2. Jeff Bezos only got divorced because he realized his marriage was a union.
3. "Anybody here named Jeff?" Jeff: "Yes"
   Geoff: "Yeos"
4. What does Jeff Bezos do right before bed time? He puts his pjamazon.
5. I now know why Jeff Bezos divorced with his wife... He needed space.
6. Jeff, a semicolon, and an Oxford Comma walk into a bar. They both had a great time.
7. Jeff Bezos stepped down as CEO of Amazon. Quit when he was in his Prime.
8. Jeff Bezos may be richer than all of us But he still puts his pyjamazon one leg at a time
9. Jeff Bezos has never been the President of Amazon. Just the Prime Minister.
10. Why did Jeff Bezos get divorced? He's anti-union.
11. Why did Jeff bozos get divorced? He realized that a wedding was a union
12. Jeff just had a pillow fight with death... He faced the reaper-cushions
13. What is Jeff Bezos's favourite comedy show? "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?"
14. Jeff Bezos can't sleep until he puts his pajamazon
15. Did any news come out of Attorney General Jeff Sessions testimony? I don't recall.

Jeff Dunham Jokes

Here is a list of funny jeff dunham jokes and even better jeff dunham puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A friend told me that laughter is the best medicine Now I understand why Jeff Dunham is so sick all the time
• I think Jeff Dunham hates ham... I mean it's in his last name. He's done with ham.

Jeff Foxworthy Jokes

Here is a list of funny jeff foxworthy jokes and even better jeff foxworthy puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Is Jeff really worthy of Fox? I mean really, is Jeff Foxworthy?

Uproarious Jeff Jokes to Share with Friends

What funny jokes about jeff you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make jeff pranks.