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After allegations from his coworkers saying that he's been fisting them for decades.
Just look up his Youtube channel if you want to see evidence of this abuse. Millions have just sat by and watched while these poor souls suffered through tremendous pain right in-front of them.
Alexa: "Got it. Sending nudes to the National Enquirer."
My Bologna had a first name.
Because he ate five fruits a day!
Jeffey's mom looks over at him and says "Jeff I don't like your friends". Jeffery then replies "You can eat the potatoes".
Angel: What do you call it?
God: A human.
Angel: What does it do?
God: It doesn't annoy me, Jeff. That's what it does.
He had the body of a much younger man.
When they both suddenly die part way through the song.
They are reincarnated as ass-less chaps. Jeff looks over and says: "Don, we now are gay apparel."
He didn't like getting rid of all the wheelchairs
A Chinese guy walks into a bar, and sits next to Jeff, and starts drinking his beer. Jeff asks him :
• My friend, do you know any martial arts, kung fu, karate or other stuff?
• Why do you ask, is it because i'm Chinese?
• No, it's because you are drinking my beer.
Jeff is talking to Ben :
• My wife is an angel.
Ben tells him :
• Lucky you, mine is still alive...
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Jeff raised his hand and said "Yes."
Geoff raised his hand and said "Yeos."
Mentos.
With 26 characters he met at a party.
I even already have names for them. Oneceratops, Twoceratops, and Jeff.
They found butts behind his couch.
They both had a great time.
Jeff: "Yes"
Geoff: "Yeos"
Jeff: Yes.
Jeoff: Yeos.
So when he gets visitors, he can greet them with a hand shake!
He needed more leg room.
Now I understand why Jeff Dunham is so sick all the time
He was having a friend for dinner when he was arrested.
Jeff Benzos
So he could greet you with a handshake.
He preferred men toes.
I spent 13 billion dollars last week at Whole Foods as well and all I got was some vegan avocado toast.
I can't recall
The book has a spine.
Dahmersnose Pizza.
He kept the butts behind the couch.
He sits down at the bar to get a drink. The bartender walks over to him and says, "hey I have a drink named after you." The Grasshopper responds, "you have a drink named Jeff?"
Swedish Jeff
Chopped Dates
I don't recall.
He did not recall
One turns to the other and says "does this taste funny?"
The other cannibal says "No".
Because his wife cannot be contained, wife breaks free, wife
..... finds a way
Jeff: yes!
Geoff: Yeos!
He was eating Five Guys before it was a thing.
"Are you going to eat that?"
They found a pile of butts behind his couch.
Suddenly she saw her little brother Tom running from school to home. She got worried and asked:
"Tom, why are you running?"
"I'm trying to prevent a fight between two boys"
"And who are those boys?"
"Jeff and I"
But the offer was a me steak.
Jeff Bezos
Jeff has already achieved good separation.
Because he found out marriages are classified as "recognized unions."
The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one , he said.
They're choppers.
And there might be pictures of them
Jeff pays hoes.
Prime Minister
Boys and Berries
Sui side quests.
...But I enjoy his company.
Five Guys
Job interviewer: And where would you see yourself in five years' time Mr. Jeffries?" - Mr. Jeffries: "Personally I believe my biggest weakness is in listening."
The officer looked in the back of Jeff's truck and said, Why are these penguins in your truck?
Jeff replied, These are my penguins. They belong to me.
You need to take them to the zoo, the policeman said.
The next day, the officer saw Jeff driving down the road once again. He pulled him over again. He saw the penguins were still in the truck, but they were wearing sunglasses this time. I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo! the officer said.
I did, Jeff replied. And today I'm taking them to the beach."
Before it was a restaurant.
...of making other people work long, difficult hours for little pay.
Genie: One wish only, my good sir.
Bezos: Name it.
"Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?"
Ted: hey Jeff you got any ice cream in the freezer?
Jeffrey: nah, only Ben and jerry
until he puts his pajamazon
Unless he has his Pajamazon.
...or with pajamazon?
They don't hang themselves.
Happy Early Halloween!
Just the Prime Minister.
So he could greet visitors with a handshake.
I still wouldn't be as rich as Jeff Bezos.
Heads and Shoulders.
He realized his marriage was a union.
You can pay someone to hang 'em
He found out a marriage was a union
One day I got picked and the letter of that day was N so I got asked, "Jeff, why don't you use the letter of the day, N, and tell us something that you're not very good at that starts with the letter N." I stood up next to my desk and said... Spelling
He faced the reaper-cushions
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