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After allegations from his coworkers saying that he's been fisting them for decades.
Just look up his Youtube channel if you want to see evidence of this abuse. Millions have just sat by and watched while these poor souls suffered through tremendous pain right in-front of them.
Alexa: "Got it. Sending nudes to the National Enquirer."
My Bologna had a first name.
Jeffey's mom looks over at him and says "Jeff I don't like your friends". Jeffery then replies "You can eat the potatoes".
Angel: What do you call it?
God: A human.
Angel: What does it do?
God: It doesn't annoy me, Jeff. That's what it does.
A Chinese guy walks into a bar, and sits next to Jeff, and starts drinking his beer. Jeff asks him :
β’ My friend, do you know any martial arts, kung fu, karate or other stuff?
β’ Why do you ask, is it because i'm Chinese?
β’ No, it's because you are drinking my beer.
Jeff is talking to Ben :
β’ My wife is an angel.
Ben tells him :
β’ Lucky you, mine is still alive...
Jeff raised his hand and said "Yes."
Geoff raised his hand and said "Yeos."
With 26 characters he met at a party.
I even already have names for them. Oneceratops, Twoceratops, and Jeff.
They both had a great time.
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Jeff: "Yes"
Geoff: "Yeos"
He was having a friend for dinner when he was arrested.
I spent 13 billion dollars last week at Whole Foods as well and all I got was some vegan avocado toast.
The book has a spine.
He kept the butts behind the couch.
I don't recall.
One turns to the other and says "does this taste funny?"
The other cannibal says "No".
Because his wife cannot be contained, wife breaks free, wife
..... finds a way
Jeff: yes!
Geoff: Yeos!
He was eating Five Guys before it was a thing.
But the offer was a me steak.
Because he found out marriages are classified as "recognized unions."
Boys and Berries
Job interviewer: And where would you see yourself in five years' time Mr. Jeffries?" - Mr. Jeffries: "Personally I believe my biggest weakness is in listening."
The officer looked in the back of Jeff's truck and said, Why are these penguins in your truck?
Jeff replied, These are my penguins. They belong to me.
You need to take them to the zoo, the policeman said.
The next day, the officer saw Jeff driving down the road once again. He pulled him over again. He saw the penguins were still in the truck, but they were wearing sunglasses this time. I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo! the officer said.
I did, Jeff replied. And today I'm taking them to the beach."
Before it was a restaurant.
...of making other people work long, difficult hours for little pay.
Genie: One wish only, my good sir.
Bezos: Name it.
"Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?"
Ted: hey Jeff you got any ice cream in the freezer?
Jeffrey: nah, only Ben and jerry
until he puts his pajamazon
Unless he has his Pajamazon.
...or with pajamazon?
They don't hang themselves.
Happy Early Halloween!
Just the Prime Minister.
So he could greet visitors with a handshake.
I still wouldn't be as rich as Jeff Bezos.
Heads and Shoulders.
He realized his marriage was a union.
You can pay someone to hang 'em
He found out a marriage was a union
One day I got picked and the letter of that day was N so I got asked, "Jeff, why don't you use the letter of the day, N, and tell us something that you're not very good at that starts with the letter N." I stood up next to my desk and said... Spelling
He faced the reaper-cushions
He's pretty fly for a white guy.
Armie asks, "does this taste funny to you?" Jeffrey responds, "I think it's ginger."
14 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Jeff
Quit when he was in his Prime.
Odd, since he was in his Prime.
He realized that a wedding was a union
because he found out it was a union.
He's anti-union.
George: "Oh no, that's terrible!"
Jeff: "What happened?"
George: "An earthquake! They found 13 dead, and counting!"
Jeff: "That *is* terrible."
Jeff: "I hate counting too."
He puts his pjamazon.
Jeff Bezos: Alexa buy olives from Whole Foods
Alexa: Buying all of Whole Foods
Jeff: No Olives... Meh I can afford it go ahead.
But he's still the Prime Minister.
Because they realized they were in a union.
Patient: But my name isn't Jeff..
Doctor: I know, it's mine.
Son: Mama, I saw Papa in the maids bedroom today
Pa: H-Hey now you just be quiet and eat your dinner son
Ma: Go on son...
Son: Papa took off his clothes and the maid did the same!!!
Pa: Now listen here you lying little sh--
Ma: Finish the story Son!
Son: Then Papa got on top of the maid, and wrestled each other the same way you and Uncle Jeff did!!!
Ma: Now listen here you lying little sh--
... when his phone goes off in his pocket. It was a notification from the CDC:
"The public is still advised to avoid direct contact from others through cordial gestures during this pandemic, such as hugs or ***handshakes.*** "
"Awwwwww..." Jeffery mopes, as he turns off his blender.
He needed space.
Branson's rocket is no longer a Virgin...
An Amazon employee greets Bezos shortly after his successful spaceflight and gives him a hearty congratulations. Jeff responds, "Well, if you work hard, set yourself goals and work with determination, I should be able to squeeze in 2 more flights before Christmas."
Let's make sure his hard work and sacrifice are not wasted....
Jeff Bezos orders his subordinates
Find someone who can finish the remaining 2 hours of his shift
Jeff told his friend: "I was named after my father."
His friend said: "But his name is John."
"Yes", Jeff said. "He was named that years before I was even born".
Just remember, you're closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is!
Ate dead people.
Jeff Bezoz and Donald Trump Are on a plane. Jeff says "I could drop a dollar bill to the ground and make one person happy. Donald Tump says "I could drop 100 dollar bills to the ground and make 100 people happy." . Pilot walks out of the cockpit and says "I could drop this plane to the ground and make 7 billion people happy!"
Imagine how surprised Jeff must have been.
Doc, I feel like a million bucks.
he realized his marriage was a union.
He's caught affluenza.
At least I'm closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is!
He is renaming it to Amazon Weeb Services.
Probably puts his pajamazon
But he still puts his pyjamazon one leg at a time
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