Jeeves Jokes
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A lady calls her butler into her room and says, "Jeeves, take off my dress"
He casually says, "Yes, Madam", and removes the dress. Then she says, "Jeeves, take off my underwear". Again, he says, "Yes, Madam" and removes the undergarment. She then says, "Jeeves, take off my bra". Again, with no hesitation he says, "Yes, Madam" and removes the bra. Then she says, "Now out of my sight! If I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you're fired!"
"Tell us you're wealthy without saying you're wealthy"
"Jeeves, tell those people I'm wealthy"
A rich woman feigns illness andbleavesba party early
When she gets home, she calls the butler to her bedroom.
"Jeeves? Take off my coat."
"Yes, madam."
"Jeeves, remove my high heels."
"Yes, madam."
"Jeeves, unzip my dress, and remove it...throw it on the floor!
"Yes, madam."
"Jeeves, remove my brassiere and p**...."
"Yes, madam."
"Jeeves?"
"Yes, madam?"
"If I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you're fired."
Travelling through the deepest darkest jungles of Africa with my man servant Jeeves ....
We broke through the dense undergrowth into a small clearing. There were eggs everywhere. I turned to Jeeves and said "This is obviously the work of poachers"
I can't believe my son is dating a butler.
It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Jeeves.
Did you read that somewhat r**... novel about Jeeves the butler?
It was written by PG-13 Wodehouse.
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The billionaire was taking his bath when he had to f**......
Not wanting to embarrass himself in front of his manservant, he said "Jeeves, go downstairs and fetch me a cup of coffee."
"Very good, sir" said the butler and made for the bathroom door.
By now the billionaire was struggling to hold it in, but finally Jeeves closed the door behind him. A substantial and very satisfying eruption ensued.
A few minutes later, Jeeves returned, holding a cup of coffee. Tucked under his arm was a hot water bottle.
"What's that for? I only asked for a cup of coffee."
"But sir, as I closed the door, I distinctly heard you say 'waddaboudawaddaboddle'".
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A rich married couple went out to a fancy dinner, leaving their butler Jeeves behind.
Halfway through the dinner the wife excuses herself and tells her husband she'll see him at home later.
Jeeves is suprised to see the wife home so early. She smiles and then directs him to her bedroom.
Once they're both in the bedroom the wife gets close to Jeeves and asks him softly to remove her dress for her.
He does so.
She then leans closer to Jeeves and gently asks if he could take off her bra and p**....
As asked Jeeves removes the bra and p**... of his master's wife without hesitation.
The wife leans close enough to whisper into Jeeves ear, "Now don't ever let me catch you wearing my clothes again."
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