Jeep Jokes
35 jeep jokes and hilarious jeep puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about jeep that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for some Jeep jokes? We've got plenty of hilarious quips and puns about everyone's favorite off-road vehicle. From Jeep owners to mechanics, these jokes are sure to get a laugh.
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Funniest Jeep Short Jokes
Short jeep jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jeep humour may include short jeans jokes also.
- I'm 1/16th Cherokee... Not by ancestry, but because I got into a terrible accident in my Jeep and the doctors were unable to remove all the shrapnel.
- Four blondes are about to get into a jeep and start arguing over who will sit next to a window.
- There was a bad accident at the Air Force base. A jeep ran over a bag of popcorn and killed two kernels.
- Singer Adele was rushed to the hospital after a fatal car accident Paramedics said they found her rolling in the jeep.
- Two hunters were driving down a narrow two lane road in an off-road jeep, and saw a sign that said 'Bear Left'... They turned around and went home.
- Old one Did you hear about the accident at the army base?
A jeep ran over a box of popcorn & killed 2
kernals - If Mustangs meet on the streets, and Ferrari's meet in the track, where do Jeeps meet? The repair shop.
- In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep.
Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep. - What's the difference between a rental car and a Jeep? There are some places you wouldn't take a Jeep.
- I just bought a JEEP and named her "Elizabeth Warren" Because it's all white but it says it's a Cherokee on the side of it.
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Jeep One Liners
Which jeep one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jeep? I can suggest the ones about automobile and vehicle.
- 98% of all Jeeps ever made are still on the road today. The other 2% made it home.
- What brand of car would the Roadrunner be? Jeep Jeep
- My wife crashed the car listening to Adele, She was rolling in the jeep
- I was driving a jeep in a new video game It was a little buggy
- I just bought a SUV... ... Because it was a'going Jeep.
- Why didn't Thomas Jefferson drive a Jeep Wrangler? Because he always fought for LIBERTY!
- I named my Jeep "Elizabeth Warren" It's white, but still apparently still a Cherokee
- Which brand of cars costs the least? Jeep
- What do you call a rainbow of Jeeps in the driveway? Roy Jeep Biv
- My buddy says he's part Cherokee... He was conceived in a Jeep.
- Tim Hawkins - What does a Jeep say to another Jeep Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
- I like my women like I like my jeep t**... and easy to get into.
Hilarious Fun Jeep Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter
What funny jokes about jeep you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jaguar jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make jeep pranks.
Groaned a whole store with this one.
I was buying new tires for my car. While I was discussing my options the person down the counter was flustered at the prices she was being offered. To this she loudly asked:
"I put the same ones on my husbands Jeep last year! What happened? Why are they so expensive?!"
To which I looked at over and loudly stated. "Inflation."
The guys behind the counter laughed. The rest of the room groaned out a chorus of dadjoke music that should have been filmed live in front of a studio audience.
I bought my wife a beautiful diamond ring for her birthday.
A friend of mine said, I thought she wanted one of those pretty 4-wheel drive vehicles?
She did, I replied, But where in the world was I going to find a fake jeep!
A man goes on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. Whilst stretching their legs outside the jeep a lion jumps out of the bushes and corners the mother-in-law
The man's wife screams at her husband 'Please! can't you do anything to help!'
The man replies 'The lion got itself into this mess, it can get itself out'
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Army Wargames
During an Army war game, a commanding officer's jeep got stuck in the mud. The C.O. saw some men lounging around nearby and asked them to help him get unstuck.
"Sorry sir, "said one of the loafers, "but we've been classified dead and the umpire said we couldn't contribute in any way."
The officer turned to his driver and said, "Go drag a couple of those dead bodies over here and throw them under the wheels to give us some traction."
They helped.
A general is being driven in a jeep through the desert on the way to a training exercise.
Out in the middle of nowhere, the jeep breaks down. The female jeep driver jumps out, opens the hood and starts working on the engine. The general, wanting to be helpful, finds a toolbox in the back and opens it. "Do you want a screwdriver?" he asks.
"Might as well, it's going to be a while before anyone shows up," she says!
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When I told my friend I was getting a Jeep he was hating on it saying s**... like "What about the glaciers and the rainforests?"
I was like "Bro, this thing has 4WD Low Range and diff locks, it'll handle that s**... easily"
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p**... my ride
I've just ordered the personal number plate BAA BAA.
Should look cool on my black jeep.
