The Best 23 Jeep Jokes

Following is our collection of Jeep jokes which are very funny. There are some jeep humvee jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jeep 4x4 puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

A man buys his wife a beautiful diamond ring for xmas.

After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles."
"She did," he replied. "But where was I going to find a fake Jeep?"

Four blondes are about to get into a jeep and start arguing over who will sit next to a window.

What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep

Pimp my ride

I've just ordered the personal number plate BAA BAA.

Should look cool on my black jeep.

Two hunters were driving down a narrow two lane road in an off-road jeep, and saw a sign that said 'Bear Left'...

They turned around and went home.


Anton Yelchin (Chekhov in *Star Trek*), was crushed by his Jeep.

You could say he died in a "transporter malfunction."

Army Wargames

During an Army war game, a commanding officer's jeep got stuck in the mud. The C.O. saw some men lounging around nearby and asked them to help him get unstuck.

"Sorry sir, "said one of the loafers, "but we've been classified dead and the umpire said we couldn't contribute in any way."

The officer turned to his driver and said, "Go drag a couple of those dead bodies over here and throw them under the wheels to give us some traction."

They helped.

Singer Adele was rushed to the hospital after a fatal car accident

Paramedics said they found her rolling in the jeep.

I just bought a SUV...

... Because it was a'going Jeep.

Old one

Did you hear about the accident at the army base?

A jeep ran over a box of popcorn & killed 2
kernals

I like my women like I like my jeep

Topless and easy to get into.

Top Jeep Puns and Funny Jokes

You can explore jeep ambulances reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean jeep drive dad jokes. There are also jeep puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


I was driving a jeep in a new video game

It was a little buggy

98% of all Jeeps ever made are still on the road today.

The other 2% made it home.

I bought my wife a beautiful diamond ring for her birthday.

A friend of mine said, I thought she wanted one of those pretty 4-wheel drive vehicles?

She did, I replied, But where in the world was I going to find a fake jeep!

I'm 1/16th Cherokee...

Not by ancestry, but because I got into a terrible accident in my Jeep and the doctors were unable to remove all the shrapnel.

There was a bad accident at the Air Force base.

A jeep ran over a bag of popcorn and killed two kernels.

My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night

She ended up rolling in the Jeep.

I just named my new Jeep, "Elizabeth Warren."

It's white. But it claims to be a Cherokee.

I just bought a JEEP and named her "Elizabeth Warren"

Because it's all white but it says it's a Cherokee on the side of it.


What's the difference between a rental car and a Jeep?

There are some places you wouldn't take a Jeep.

I named my Jeep "Elizabeth Warren"

It's white, but still apparently still a Cherokee

My wife crashed the car listening to Adele,

She was rolling in the jeep

A general is being driven in a jeep through the desert on the way to a training exercise.

Out in the middle of nowhere, the jeep breaks down. The female jeep driver jumps out, opens the hood and starts working on the engine. The general, wanting to be helpful, finds a toolbox in the back and opens it. "Do you want a screwdriver?" he asks.

"Might as well, it's going to be a while before anyone shows up," she says!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the jeep chrysler jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working jeep minivan piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes