Jedi Master Jokes

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Funniest Jedi Master Short Jokes

Short jedi master jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jedi master humour may include short obi wan kenobi jokes also.

  1. An old Jedi master named Ben stole Luke Skywalker's last pastry. Angrily, Luke shouted after him as he ran away, Hey, you Owe Me One Canoli!
  2. A growing number of parents are trying to force feed their children. Experts can offer no explanation. Citing, "Even Master Jedi use spoons."
  3. What do Jedi masters drink? Mace windu will have a whiskey,
    Yoda prefers a neat v**...,
    And qui-gon, gin.

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Jedi Master One Liners

Which jedi master one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jedi master? I can suggest the ones about sith lord and obi wan.

  1. Why did the Jedi kill his master? To get to the other side.
  2. Why is a Jewish Jedi Master always an only child? Because he has no Force-kin.
  3. When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side? In the Sith grade.
  4. What kind of car does Master Yoda drive? A volkswagen Jedi.
  5. What do you call a half Mexican half Japanese jedi master? Obi Juan Shinobi
  6. What would you call bb-8 if he was a master jedi? Masterbb8
  7. What do you call a WWE referee who is also a Jedi Master? Mikey Yoda.
  8. why was the jedi master afraid of the number 10? because 8 9 10 did
  9. Why can't Darth Vader go back to the Jedi Academy? Cause then he'd be The Master-Vader
  10. What did Luke Skywalker get after graduation? His Jedi Master's
  11. What do you call a Jedi Master of Hispanic descent? Obi-Juan Kenobi.

Jedi Master Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about jedi master you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean darth vader jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make jedi master pranks.

[Meanwhile, at the Jedi Temple]

[Meanwhile, at the Jedi Temple]
OBI-WAN: [Rubbing his chin] There's only one thing on Dathomir that concerns me
ANAKIN: Which is, Master?
OBI-WAN: Exactly
ANAKIN: .....

Luke Skywalker went to the Jedi temple

Obi-Wan Kenobi's force ghost materialized and noticed that Master Luke seemed perturbed, and so asked him what the matter was.
Luke replied "Ben, my life outside the Jedi Order is in shambles. It's mainly my marriage. It started off great, but something's changed in recent times. Drastically. We fight all the time, and we never seem to do anything together anymore. I'm starting to think there's someone else here too, like she's cheating on me. Ben, I'm not sure what to do."
Obi-Wan responded "Use divorce, Luke"

A long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

There lived a Jedi known as Luke Skywalker. Luke was a mighty warrior, and quite the ladies man. His use of his 'lightsaber' attracted the eye of the beautiful Princess Leah. Luke wooed the Princess, and they fell in love. All was great in the world, until Han Solo, the ex lover of Princess Leah, filled Luke in on a little secret. Princess Leah is Luke's sister! Luke was obviously distraught! Freaking out, he went to find his master, Obi Wan Kenobi. Luke said to him, "Master Obi Wan! My beautiful wife is my sister! What do I do?!"
Master Kenobi, keeping his cool, looked his apprentice in the eye and said, "Luke, use divorce."