Jedi Jokes

Funniest Jedi Short Jokes

Short jedi jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jedi humour may include short force jokes also.

1. Just tried to change my password to.. Just tried to change my password to.. 'The_Last_Jedi,' but Facebook wouldn't let me. Said there are too many useless characters.
2. Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets? His name was Only One Cannoli.
3. The Jedi know what we're getting for Christmas They have sensed our presents
4. Why don't the Jedi have a navy? Because sailing is a path to the dockside.
5. Return of the Jedi.... Is not possible, without the Receipt of the Jedi.
6. What do you call a Jedi Italian pastry chef? Obi Wan Cannoli
7. What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies? Obi-Gyn Kenobi.
8. The Last Jedi was really good Definitely in my top 10 Star Wars movies
9. It's my cakeday, so figured I'd tell this joke (game grumps told this joke) What is a Jedi's Favourite Italian dessert...
   OBI WAN CANOLI
10. My wife screeched at me, "What's this pile of clothes doing on the floor!?" I whispered, "It's a dead Jedi!"

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Jedi One Liners

Which jedi one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jedi? I can suggest the ones about jedi master and .

1. Why didn't Leia email Obi-Wan the Death-Star plan? The Jedi Code forbids attachments.
2. Why did the Jedi kill his master? To get to the other side.
3. Did you hear about the anorexic Jedi? She had to be force fed.
4. Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale? Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
5. Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files? Adobe Wan Kenobi
6. Why are there no Jewish Jedi family's? Because they have no force kin
7. What do you call a nervous Jedi? Panakin
8. What did the Jedi order at the Italian restaurant? Only one cannoli.
9. The original name for Jedis was "Force Kin". I wonder why they rolled it back?
10. What do you call a Mexican Jedi? Obi-Juan
11. What does a Jedi on a budget eat for dessert? Only one Cannoli
12. Why can't you email photos to a Jedi? Because attachments are forbidden
13. Why does Yoda have the best seat on the Jedi Council? He gets a seat next to a Windu.
14. What did the jedi tell his ex wife? May divorce be with you.
15. My Kids Got p**... at Me for Cooking pancake this Morning Seems he was their favorite rabbit

Jedi Master Jokes

Here is a list of funny jedi master jokes and even better jedi master puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• An old Jedi master named Ben stole Luke Skywalker's last pastry. Angrily, Luke shouted after him as he ran away, Hey, you Owe Me One Canoli!
• When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side? In the Sith grade.
• A growing number of parents are trying to force feed their children. Experts can offer no explanation. Citing, "Even Master Jedi use spoons."
• What would you call bb-8 if he was a master jedi? Masterbb8
• What do you call a WWE referee who is also a Jedi Master? Mikey Yoda.
• why was the jedi master afraid of the number 10? because 8 9 10 did
• Why can't Darth Vader go back to the Jedi Academy? Cause then he'd be The Master-Vader
• What did Luke Skywalker get after graduation? His Jedi Master's
• What do you call a Jedi Master of Hispanic descent? Obi-Juan Kenobi.

Return Jedi Jokes

Here is a list of funny return jedi jokes and even better return jedi puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Where did Luke Skywalker go shopping between Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi? Second Hand Store
• Why didn't the Jedi return his weight scale? He wanted to keep the balance.
• What do you call Luke Skywalkers taxes? The Return of the Jedi
• So Darth Vader had been plotting against the Emperor for many years By the time return of the Jedi came around, he finally got his chance to overthrow the Emperor.
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• If you love a Jedi, let him go, because the Jedi return.
• Why did Princess Leia cry at the end of Return of the Jedi? Her father just died.

The Last Jedi Jokes

Here is a list of funny the last jedi jokes and even better the last jedi puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My friend and I recently watched the Star Wars films back to back in preparation for The Last Jedi... unfortunately I wasn't the one facing the screen.
• Rewatched The Last Jedi and noticed that they missed an opportunity when they named the black BB droid. They should have called him BBc.
• Why was Luke Skywalker called the last Jedi ? Because he was the Obi Wan left
• Thanks to The Last Jedi... I am no longer the biggest disappointment in my fathers life anymore
• I haven't seen the new starwars film yet. After the Last Jedi I'm afraid it might be just Han So-so.
• So, I saw Star Wars The Last Jedi the other night and found the humor to be a little... ...forced.
• Why did Luke Skywalker fade away at the end of the last Jedi? Because Thanos snapped his fingers.
• Did you hear about the fan remake of The Last Jedi? It's premiere is at Star Wars Incelebration this year.
• How amazing is that scene in The Last Jedi where Rey makes the boulders float.. CGI Rocks!
• Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi?
  That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.

Happy Jedi Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

What funny jokes about jedi you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make jedi pranks.