Jeans Jokes

Funniest Jeans Short Jokes

Short jeans jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jeans humour may include short denim jokes also.

1. My dad come up to my room, and handed me my soaking wet wallet, after accidentally leaving it in my jeans as they went through the wash. "Son, you're going to have to stop money laundering."
2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
   The job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in his jeans.
3. Michael Jackson should have opened a clothing line for pants. He could have called it Billie Jeans.
   Those prices are THRILLER!
   No one can BEAT IT!
   Kids pants would be half off there.
4. What's the difference between mark zuckerberg and Jean Luc Picard? Picard didn't sell Data.
5. So I found out today that my diarrhea is hereditary It runs in my jeans
   
6. William Shatner is going to sponsor a new line of women's jeans made to hide adult diapers underneath. They're going to be called Shatner Pants.
7. Wife: Do these jeans make me look fat? Husband: Come on honey, let's not blame it on the *jeans*.
8. "Doctor, I think I have genetic diarrhoea" "But diarrhoea isn't genetic"
   "Well, it's in my jeans"
9. Elton John discovered some high-end denims and decided to throw out his regular Levi's. He said good bye normal jeans.
10. The zipper on my jeans came off just before I was about to get on the plane to go on vacation and the airline wouldn't board me. They said I was on the no fly list.

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Jeans One Liners

Which jeans one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jeans? I can suggest the ones about clothes and pajamas.

1. What did they find under Michael Jackson's pillow? Billy's Jeans
2. TIL that diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in the jeans.
3. What do skinny jeans and cheap hotels have in common? No *ball*room
4. How do you greet a very clean woman? Hi Jean
5. What's got 24 legs and flys? 12 pairs of jeans
6. As a scarecrow, people say I'm outstanding in my field. But hay, it's in my jeans.
7. Why don't girls have beards? It's in their "jeans" ;)
8. I like my women like i like my jeans... Skinny, tight, and ripped...
9. My Gf tried wearing tight jeans once. She just couldn't pull it off
10. Why modern man jeans feels like a cheaply made castle? No ballroom.
11. I told my dad I had diarrhea He said don't worry son it runs in your jeans
12. What does Jean Valjean use to listen to music? Cosettes.
13. Support the war on crack. Stop wearing low rise jeans.
14. Why shouldn't you buy cheap jeans from Northern Ukraine? Chernobyl fallout.
15. I ripped a hole in my jeans. Now my pants are on their last leg.

Skinny Jeans Jokes

Here is a list of funny skinny jeans jokes and even better skinny jeans puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I know skinny jeans are fashionable... But as a slightly chubby man, I just can't seem to be able to pull them off
• As a fat guy, I tend to avoid wearing skinny jeans. I find it very difficult to pull it off.
• To the guy who stole my really tight skinny jeans... You won't be able to run, just hide.
• At what age should men stop wearing skinny jeans? Trick question... they should never wear them.
• Sure, skinny jeans make you look skinny... Just like thin mints make you look thin.
• One man's cargo pants... ...are another man's skinny jeans
• One mans cargo shorts... ...are another mans skinny jeans
• Why do bass players enjoy seeing people wear skinny jeans? Cause they're fans of a tight bottom end
• What's the hardest part of wearing skinny jeans? Explaining to your parents your iphone isn't the only thing that's bent
• I started wearing skinny jeans because they're fashionable and I was tired of my wife respecting me as a man.

Pair Jeans Jokes

Here is a list of funny pair jeans jokes and even better pair jeans puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I was excited to find $20 in the back pocket of an old pair of jeans but the guy wearing them didn't seem as excited.
• I got this new pair of jeans and they're really stretchy so I call them my dancing pants... because of the ballroom.
• Vladimir Putin to begin marketing Kremlin brand jeans Each pair comes with a complimentary Donald Trump in the back pocket.
• I got a pair of jeans for a buck Idk what it wanted jeans for, but I'm a charitable friend to animals.
• How does a pair of jeans cool it's self off? It pants.
• The Problem With New Jeans I was at the customer-service desk, returning a pair of jeans that was too tight.
  Was anything wrong with them? the clerk asked.
  Yes, I said. They hurt my 
feelings.
• I just came home with 25 pairs of carpenter jeans. . . My wife thinks I'm building a new wardrobe.
  BTW original, thought I'd share.
• Why does a golfer always bring an extra pair of jeans? Because he might get a hole in one.
• What's the difference between the beginning of the small intestine and a pair of jeans? One is a duodenum, and the other is a denim duo.
• A pair of jeans is like a woman You pay extra for the holes

Jeans And Genes Jokes

Here is a list of funny jeans and genes jokes and even better jeans and genes puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What is DNA's favourite piece of clothing ? Jeans (genes)
• My mom said that my dad told too many puns and dad jokes. She said you have your fathers genes I said his jeans are too big for me
• Hey girl those are some nice boyfriend jeans I also have some good boyfriend genes
• I was watching the Cosmos, when Neil Degrasse Tyson related our genes are similar to ones in trees That means that all men have got wood in dem jeans.
• Jeans for genes today..... Next week I'm organising a haemophiliacs fundraiser :
  Culottes for clots
• Ladies, if you don't have skinny genes Don't wear skinny jeans.
• What do both teenyboppers and hereditary muscle-men have? Ripped genes. (jeans)

Ripped Jeans Jokes

Here is a list of funny ripped jeans jokes and even better ripped jeans puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Does Abercrombie still sell ripped jeans for $80? Apparelly
• My girlfriend bought me some ripped jeans... She thought it looked cool I thought it was a ripoff.

Mom Jeans Jokes

Here is a list of funny mom jeans jokes and even better mom jeans puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Jean's mom came home after visiting her hometown Maggie: Hey, where did your mom come from?
  Jean: Alaska
  Maggie: Don't bother, I'll ask her myself

Jeans Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What funny jokes about jeans you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jeep jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make jeans pranks.