Jean Jokes

Funniest Jean Short Jokes

Short jean jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jean humour may include short franc jokes also.

1. My dad come up to my room, and handed me my soaking wet wallet, after accidentally leaving it in my jeans as they went through the wash. "Son, you're going to have to stop money laundering."
2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
   The job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in his jeans.
3. Michael Jackson should have opened a clothing line for pants. He could have called it Billie Jeans.
   Those prices are THRILLER!
   No one can BEAT IT!
   Kids pants would be half off there.
4. What's the difference between mark zuckerberg and Jean Luc Picard? Picard didn't sell Data.
5. So I found out today that my diarrhea is hereditary It runs in my jeans
   
6. William Shatner is going to sponsor a new line of women's jeans made to hide adult diapers underneath. They're going to be called Shatner Pants.
7. Wife: Do these jeans make me look fat? Husband: Come on honey, let's not blame it on the *jeans*.
8. "Doctor, I think I have genetic diarrhoea" "But diarrhoea isn't genetic"
   "Well, it's in my jeans"
9. Elton John discovered some high-end denims and decided to throw out his regular Levi's. He said good bye normal jeans.
10. The zipper on my jeans came off just before I was about to get on the plane to go on vacation and the airline wouldn't board me. They said I was on the no fly list.

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Jean One Liners

Which jean one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jean? I can suggest the ones about french and denim.

1. What did they find under Michael Jackson's pillow? Billy's Jeans
2. TIL that diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in the jeans.
3. What do skinny jeans and cheap hotels have in common? No *ball*room
4. How do you greet a very clean woman? Hi Jean
5. What's got 24 legs and flys? 12 pairs of jeans
6. As a scarecrow, people say I'm outstanding in my field. But hay, it's in my jeans.
7. Why don't girls have beards? It's in their "jeans" ;)
8. I like my women like i like my jeans... Skinny, tight, and ripped...
9. My Gf tried wearing tight jeans once. She just couldn't pull it off
10. Why modern man jeans feels like a cheaply made castle? No ballroom.
11. I told my dad I had diarrhea He said don't worry son it runs in your jeans
12. What does Jean Valjean use to listen to music? Cosettes.
13. Support the war on crack. Stop wearing low rise jeans.
14. Why shouldn't you buy cheap jeans from Northern Ukraine? Chernobyl fallout.
15. I ripped a hole in my jeans. Now my pants are on their last leg.

Billie Jean Jokes

Here is a list of funny billie jean jokes and even better billie jean puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Billie Jean is not my lover She just a girl who says that i am the one
  But the kid is not my son.
  He can stay over for the weekend though
• What did Michael Jackson Name his Denim Store? Billie Jeans
• I made up my first ever successful joke (Imo) How does Billy Jean pay for her drugs?
  She uses Michael TransJacksons
• What did Michael Jackson do when he was in the washroom? He pulled down his Billie Jeans whipped out his Thriller and Beat It.
• What is the best thing to wear with a Michel Jackson jacket? Your Billie Jeans

Jean Claude Van Damme Jokes

Here is a list of funny jean claude van damme jokes and even better jean claude van damme puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I just had Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dolph Lundgren beat me up. It was terrible. Now I'm seeing stars.
• "I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve." - ISIS on Jean-Claude Van Damme
• Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.

Skinny Jean Jokes

Here is a list of funny skinny jean jokes and even better skinny jean puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I know skinny jeans are fashionable... But as a slightly chubby man, I just can't seem to be able to pull them off
• As a fat guy, I tend to avoid wearing skinny jeans. I find it very difficult to pull it off.
• To the guy who stole my really tight skinny jeans... You won't be able to run, just hide.
• At what age should men stop wearing skinny jeans? Trick question... they should never wear them.
• Sure, skinny jeans make you look skinny... Just like thin mints make you look thin.
• One man's cargo pants... ...are another man's skinny jeans
• One mans cargo shorts... ...are another mans skinny jeans
• Why do bass players enjoy seeing people wear skinny jeans? Cause they're fans of a tight bottom end
• What's the hardest part of wearing skinny jeans? Explaining to your parents your iphone isn't the only thing that's bent
• I started wearing skinny jeans because they're fashionable and I was tired of my wife respecting me as a man.

Ripped Jean Jokes

Here is a list of funny ripped jean jokes and even better ripped jean puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Does Abercrombie still sell ripped jeans for $80? Apparelly
• My girlfriend bought me some ripped jeans... She thought it looked cool I thought it was a ripoff.
• What do both teenyboppers and hereditary muscle-men have? Ripped genes. (jeans)

Blue Jean Jokes

Here is a list of funny blue jean jokes and even better blue jean puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My jeans are blue but the string I bought is red... Oops. Wrong thread...
• "Name a blue fly" Mosquito with jeans

Hilarious Jean Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about jean you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean john jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make jean pranks.