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Jean Claude Van Damme meets James Bond for the first time. Bond introduces himself.
"the name's Bond. James... Bond."
Jean Claude replies
"The name's Damme. Van Damme. Claude Van Damme. Jean Claude Van Damme"
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You either die young enough to be remembered as a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
Just ask Jean-Claude Van Damme
I just had Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dolph Lundgren beat me up.
It was terrible. Now I'm seeing stars.
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve."
- ISIS on Jean-Claude Van Damme
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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