The Best 5 Jean Claude Van Damme Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jean Claude Van Damme jokes. There are some jean claude van damme jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jean claude van damme puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Jean Claude Van Damme Jokes and Puns

Sylvester Stallone, Jean Claude Van Damme, and Arnold Schwarzenegger are all making a movie about classical composers.

Sylvester Stallone said, "I'll be mozart."
Jean Claude Van Damme said, "I'll be Beethoven."
Schwarzenegger said, "I'll be bach."

James Bond and Van Damme meet

And James Bond says "Hi, I'm Bond, James Bond".

Van Damme says "Hi, I'm Damme, Van Damme, Claude Van Damme, Jean Claude Van Damme."

I just had Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dolph Lundgren beat me up.

It was terrible. Now I'm seeing stars.

"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve."

- ISIS on Jean-Claude Van Damme

Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.


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We suggest to use only working jean claude van damme piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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