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Sylvester Stallone, Jean Claude Van Damme, and Arnold Schwarzenegger are all making a movie about classical composers.

Sylvester Stallone said, "I'll be mozart."
Jean Claude Van Damme said, "I'll be Beethoven."
Schwarzenegger said, "I'll be bach."

Jean Claude Van Damme meets James Bond for the first time. Bond introduces himself.

"the name's Bond. James... Bond."
Jean Claude replies
"The name's Damme. Van Damme. Claude Van Damme. Jean Claude Van Damme"

You either die young enough to be remembered as a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

Just ask Jean-Claude Van Damme

James Bond and Van Damme meet

And James Bond says "Hi, I'm Bond, James Bond".
Van Damme says "Hi, I'm Damme, Van Damme, Claude Van Damme, Jean Claude Van Damme."

I just had Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dolph Lundgren beat me up.

It was terrible. Now I'm seeing stars.


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