Jealous Girlfriend Jokes
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I caught my girlfriend cheating with my best friend.
She was tired of getting beaten all the time, and he was jealous of all my money and property. I was so upset when I found out, that I flipped the game board over and left them to pick up all the pieces.
A jealous boyfriend.
A jealous boyfriend catches his girlfriend whispering quietly into her cell phone very late one night. Are you cheating? her angry boyfriend asks. Is there somebody else? The girlfriend laughs and replies, Do you really think I'd still be dating you if there were someone else?
I turned my lamp on...
My girlfriend is jealous...
My friend told me i should enlighten her, so the truth lights up for her.
My lamp just told me i should leave her in the dark...
Any ideas?
My girlfriend told me to humble down
shes just jealous of the fact that I'm the most humble man on earth
If I was a hero, and I had a girlfriend...
I'd be Super Jealous! Overthinking faster than the speed of light!
Jealous girlfriend
My girlfriend's jealousy is getting worst by the day..The other day she flew into a rage while looking at my calendar and demanded to know who April and May were.
What do you call the inverted comma of a jealous girlfriend?
A possessive's apostrophe
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Why did the jealous coroner kill his girlfriend?
So he cadaver all to himself.
My girlfriend came home at three in the morning and her lipstick was smudged.
Poor woman. Someone must have been really jealous she had it
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