Jazz Music Jokes
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My dad owns 4 tents which he uses for camping
He uses all 4 at different times of the year, and each one is based on 1 of 4 different musical genres.
In spring he uses the jazz tent, in summer he uses the pop tent, in autumn he uses the classical tent….
But now is the winter of our disco tent.
Why do North Koreans hate jazz music?
They don't have Seoul.
String Fight
My ex used to hit me with stringed instruments. If only I had known about her history of violin.
Symphony of puns
i never let my kids listen to jazz or classical music...
Too much sax or violins can only lead to treble!
That music store downtown called Hot Jazz in Your Face closed
People just stopped coming
What is Shia Labeouf's favourite genre of music?
Jazz Duets.
What kind of music does MacGyver play?
Jazz. He's a great improviser.
Why do blind musicians only play jazz?
Because they can't read sheet music
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After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of s**.
.., today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
3 Instruments are Catching Up
School is back in for the fall and 3 instruments are sharing their musical journey through the Summer.
The saxophone says, "I got to go to New Orleans and play with a real jazz band."
The guitar says, "I went to Mexico and played music so beautiful that the audience threw roses on the stage!"
At this moment, the Saxophone realizes that the flute has been quiet. "Hey Flute, how was your summer?"
The flute says, "I don't wanna talk about it."
The guitar says, "Come on, I thought you were going to band camp?"
"I DONT WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT"
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