The Best 11 Jazz Band Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jazz Band jokes. There are some jazz band jazz album jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jazz band bluegrass puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Jazz Band Jokes and Puns

The difference between a rock band and a jazz group

The rock band will play 3 chords in front of 1000 people.

The jazz group will play 1000 chords in front of 3 people.

A Rock Band Plays 3 Chords for a 3000 Person Crowd

Where as a jazz player will play 3000 chords for a 3 person crowd.

Talented Octopus

A man walks into a bar with and octopus under his arms. He then stands up on the bar and shouts for everyone inside to hear. "I will bet anyone here 200 dollars that this octopus can play any instrument you give it". Everyone is a buzz and the bartender hands him a guitar that was hanging on the wall. The Octopus takes the guitar and strums on it with great enthusiasm and plays a beautiful arrangement. Another man pulls a harmonica out of his pocket and again, the octopus plays it superbly. A jazz band hands him all of there instruments and the octopus plays them all with amazing skill. Then, a Scottish man wearing a kilt comes up to the octopus and hands it his bagpipes. The octopus, looks at it confusingly then begins to fumble with the instrument. "Ay, you can't play er, can ye" The Scotsman says with a thick accent. The octopus responds "Play her? I'm going to screw her as soon as I get these pajamas off"

A bus carrying a jazz band has broke down on the highway

Witnesses are reporting a massive jam

Paddy was at the airport and was stopped by customs.

Customs: What have you got in those two sacks on your shoulders.?

Paddy: Oh just a lot of mobile phones.

Customs: So why so many mobile phones.?

Paddy: Well on my travels I had a call from my mate Mick,

He told me that he was starting up a Jazz Band, and could

I bring him back two Saxophones.


An unmarried couple start a jazz band. What would they call it?

Premarital sax

A ginger wanted to join the Jazz band...

But he didn't have enough soul.

I've just joined a Jamaican jazz band as a triangle player.

I just stand at the back and ting.

The jazz musician appreciated his wife allowing him to have extra practice time with his band...

...It was ragtime.

Why aren't Gingers allowed in Jazz bands?

Not enough soul.

I don't like jazz bands much because at least one member in every band is a saxist.

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