Jazz Band Jokes

23 jazz band jokes and hilarious jazz band puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about jazz band that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Jazz Band Short Jokes

Short jazz band jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jazz band humour may include short jazz musician jokes also.

  1. The difference between a rock band and a jazz group The rock band will play 3 chords in front of 1000 people.
    The jazz group will play 1000 chords in front of 3 people.
  2. A Rock Band Plays 3 Chords for a 3000 Person Crowd Where as a jazz player will play 3000 chords for a 3 person crowd.
  3. A bus carrying a jazz band has broke down on the highway Witnesses are reporting a massive jam
  4. I've just joined a Jamaican jazz band as a triangle player. I just stand at the back and ting.
  5. The jazz musician appreciated his wife allowing him to have extra practice time with his band... ...It was ragtime.

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Jazz Band One Liners

Which jazz band one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jazz band? I can suggest the ones about concert band and jazz.

  1. An unmarried couple start a jazz band. What would they call it? Premarital sax
  2. A ginger wanted to join the Jazz band... But he didn't have enough soul.
  3. Why aren't Gingers allowed in Jazz bands? Not enough soul.
  4. I don't like jazz bands much because at least one member in every band is a saxist.
  5. What do you call someone who rapes a member of a jazz band? A sax offender.
  6. Why was the ginger turned down by the jazz band? He doesn't have enough *soul*.
  7. What did the Sikhs name their jazz band? Singh, Singh, Singh

Heartwarming Jazz Band Jokes that Make You Laugh

What funny jokes about jazz band you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean school band jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make jazz band pranks.

Talented Octopus

A man walks into a bar with and octopus under his arms. He then stands up on the bar and shouts for everyone inside to hear. "I will bet anyone here 200 dollars that this octopus can play any instrument you give it". Everyone is a buzz and the bartender hands him a guitar that was hanging on the wall. The Octopus takes the guitar and strums on it with great enthusiasm and plays a beautiful arrangement. Another man pulls a harmonica out of his pocket and again, the octopus plays it superbly. A jazz band hands him all of there instruments and the octopus plays them all with amazing skill. Then, a Scottish man wearing a kilt comes up to the octopus and hands it his bagpipes. The octopus, looks at it confusingly then begins to fumble with the instrument. "Ay, you can't play er, can ye" The Scotsman says with a thick accent. The octopus responds "Play her? I'm going to screw her as soon as I get these pajamas off"

p**... was at the airport and was stopped by customs.

Customs: What have you got in those two sacks on your shoulders.?
p**...: Oh just a lot of mobile phones.
Customs: So why so many mobile phones.?
p**...: Well on my travels I had a call from my mate m**...,
He told me that he was starting up a Jazz Band, and could
I bring him back two Saxophones.

3 Instruments are Catching Up

School is back in for the fall and 3 instruments are sharing their musical journey through the Summer.
The saxophone says, "I got to go to New Orleans and play with a real jazz band."
The guitar says, "I went to Mexico and played music so beautiful that the audience threw roses on the stage!"
At this moment, the Saxophone realizes that the flute has been quiet. "Hey Flute, how was your summer?"
The flute says, "I don't wanna talk about it."
The guitar says, "Come on, I thought you were going to band camp?"

A rock musician, a classical musician and a jazz musician are sitting together, drinking...

Rock musician talks about his recent band tour,
- "and after all taxes were paid and such, I was able to afford a nice little yacht from the remaining money."
The classical musician smiles and says,
- "Well, kinda nice. My orchestra sold so many records though, I was even able to afford a new mansion this month."
They curiously look at the jazz musician, who says,
- "Oh! Well... I... recently bought a new sweatshirt..."
- "And the rest of the money?"
- "My mum gave me the rest."