The Best 35 Jazz And Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jazz And jokes. There are some jazz and mages jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jazz and music puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Jazz And Jokes and Puns

Great wine is like great jazz...

It confuses me and I'm pretty sure it's all the same.

What's the difference between a rock musician and a jazz musician?

A rock musician plays 3 chords for 20,000 people, and a jazz musician plays 20,000 chords for 3 people

Why was the Jazz movie rated R

Too much sax and violins

What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

Why do North Koreans hate jazz music?

They don't have Seoul.


Guys I really want to break up with my Jazz musician girlfriend but I can't

The Sax is too good

The difference between a rock band and a jazz group

The rock band will play 3 chords in front of 1000 people.

The jazz group will play 1000 chords in front of 3 people.

Mama and Papa did not let me listen to classical or jazz music as a kid.

Too much sax and violins, apparently.

My medication says to store it in a cool, dark place.

So I keep it in a jazz club in Harlem.

A Rock Band Plays 3 Chords for a 3000 Person Crowd

Where as a jazz player will play 3000 chords for a 3 person crowd.

What does a rock artist say to a jazz musician?

To the airport please

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Talented Octopus

A man walks into a bar with and octopus under his arms. He then stands up on the bar and shouts for everyone inside to hear. "I will bet anyone here 200 dollars that this octopus can play any instrument you give it". Everyone is a buzz and the bartender hands him a guitar that was hanging on the wall. The Octopus takes the guitar and strums on it with great enthusiasm and plays a beautiful arrangement. Another man pulls a harmonica out of his pocket and again, the octopus plays it superbly. A jazz band hands him all of there instruments and the octopus plays them all with amazing skill. Then, a Scottish man wearing a kilt comes up to the octopus and hands it his bagpipes. The octopus, looks at it confusingly then begins to fumble with the instrument. "Ay, you can't play er, can ye" The Scotsman says with a thick accent. The octopus responds "Play her? I'm going to screw her as soon as I get these pajamas off"

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands.

A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

A bus carrying a jazz band has broke down on the highway

Witnesses are reporting a massive jam

What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist?

A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people,and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.

Paddy was at the airport and was stopped by customs.

Customs: What have you got in those two sacks on your shoulders.?

Paddy: Oh just a lot of mobile phones.

Customs: So why so many mobile phones.?

Paddy: Well on my travels I had a call from my mate Mick,

He told me that he was starting up a Jazz Band, and could

I bring him back two Saxophones.

What do you call a German jazz player?

Jazz Hans.

Symphony of puns

i never let my kids listen to jazz or classical music...
Too much sax or violins can only lead to treble!

Joke from my jazz history class: You are stuck on an island with Hitler, Stalin, and Kenny G. You have a gun, but you only have two bullets. What do you do?

You shoot Kenny G. Twice.


Why don't film soundtracks use jazz and classical?

Too much sax and violins.

Why do jazz musicians prefer to drive crappy old cars?

Because they're always making a new sound.

Here's another godawful joke. Downvote away.

Why was the man banned from the jazz club?

Because he was a registered sax offender.

I can't listen to brazilian jazz.

Maybe a hundred jazz, or a thousand, but brazilian jazz? That's just way too much jazz.

NSFW Husband: Can I get a blow job?

Me: I'm too tired for all that Jazz

Husband: Then pretend like it's techno and give it a good beat.

What happened to the jazz player whose wife left him?

He had to toot his own horn.

An unmarried couple start a jazz band. What would they call it?

Premarital sax

A ginger wanted to join the Jazz band...

But he didn't have enough soul.

Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?

Because they don't have Seoul.

Musicians! How do you make one million dollars playing jazz?

You start with two mil. Ba-dum-tss!

That music store downtown called Hot Jazz in Your Face closed

People just stopped coming

BREAKING: American Jazz musician sentenced to 12 months in prison, legally changes name

Felonious Monk will be eligible for parole in 6 months

What is large, grey and sings great jazz songs?

Elephants Gerald

Jazz is in my blood

You could say I've got deep vein trombonses.

Smooth jazz always puts me to sleep...

...must be the mellow tonin'.

Dig it, Man

This cat had eyes to blow jazz, but his chops weren't happening. He climbed out on a ledge for the Big Coda, but just before he was going to step off he heard this other cat down on the street yelling,"Don't jump! There's still hope! Bird lives!" The cat on the ledge says,"Bird? Who's Bird?" The cat on the street said,"Oh, man...go ahead and jump."

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