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Jaywalking Jokes

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Quirky and Hilarious Jaywalking Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

What is a good jaywalking joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A cop just stopped me for jaywalking and then tasered me after exchanging a few words...

Police: Turn around.
Me: Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming round...
Police: TURN AROUND!!
Me: BRIGHT EYES, Every now and then I fall apart. And you I need you now tonight, and I need you more than ev--AHHHHHH!

Why was the blue jay arrested for crossing the road?

Because jaywalking is i**....


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