Jaywalkers Jokes

Funniest Jaywalkers Short Jokes

Short jaywalkers jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jaywalkers humour may include short jokes also.

1. The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
   But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
2. My co-worker Jay just called his bright bike headlight an anti-jaywalking device So I says well yeah Jay, because you're biking, not walking.
3. I believe in karma, let me explain A guy jaywalked and cut me off and didn't wave thank you . That's one karma. Then he dropped his wallet. I'm a good person I'll tell him, but that cost one karma

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Jaywalkers One Liners

Which jaywalkers one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jaywalkers? I can suggest the ones about and .

1. Why does Jesus Jaywalk? Because he hates crosswalks
2. Michael Jackson did a moonwalk. What does Jay-Z do? Jay-walks of course
3. What do you call a police who arrests a jaywalker? A Petty Officer!
4. If crime was made legal for one day I would go on a jaywalking spree
5. People in wheelchairs can't jaywalk But they can jayroll
6. What do you call a zombie crossing the street? A Jaywalker
7. A guy named Jay walks into a bar ,and is immediately arrested for jaywalking.
8. Why did the black man cross the road? So he could jaywalk.
9. Traffic police be like... ...if you're gonna jaywalk in front of me, you better jayrun...
10. Why was the blue jay arrested for crossing the road? Because jaywalking is i**....

Jaywalkers Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

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