Jay Z Jokes
68 jay z jokes and hilarious jay z puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about jay z that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Jay Z Short Jokes
Short jay z jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jay z humour may include short dj khaled jokes also.
- what did the white woman say to the other white woman who confused jay-z for lil wayne? thats ludacris
- Most people would say that Eminem, Jay-Z, or Andre 3000 spit the hardest on the mic... I personally think it was mia Khalifa.
- Jay-Z should open a pizza place. But all good pizza places need a nice Italian name, he could name it.. Lou Menotti's.
- Holla at ya boi!!! Man I'm so jealous of Jay-Z...
He knows exactly how many problems he has. - Why did Jay-Z turn his windshield wipers on? For drizzle, my nizzle.
- Why does Jay Z love Christmas? Because he's the best wrapper alive.
- What did Jay-Z call Knowles before getting married? his biancée
- What's Jay-z's favourite soccer team? Brighton and Hov Albion.
- What's JAY-Z's favourite cheese? Brie-once
- Jay Z is so Hovarated
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Jay Z One Liners
Which jay z one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jay z? I can suggest the ones about drake and kanye west.
- What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married? Feyónce
- What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married? Feyoncè
- What did Jay-Z call beyonce before marriage? Feyonce
- What did Jay-Z call his wife-to-be? Feyoncé.
- What did Jay Z call his wife before they got married? Fiance
- What is the name of Jay-Z's pet sloth? Lay-Z
- What did Jay-Z call Beyoncé before they were married? Fiancée
- Michael Jackson did a moonwalk. What does Jay-Z do? Jay-walks of course
- What's Jay-z's favorite store? Bed, bath and Beyond-cé.
- What did Jay Z say when his friend died? No Biggie.
- What do you call it when Jay Z takes too many drugs? A Hovadose.
- What did Jay Z say when he called to break up with his girlfriend? It's Hova.
- What do you call Jay-Z having a leg transplant? A hip-hop hip op.
- What do you get if you cross Doc Brown and Jay-Z? 1.21 JiggaWhats
- What did Jay-Z call Beyoncé after they got engaged? Fiancée.
Fun-Filled Jay Z Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What funny jokes about jay z you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean lil jon jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make jay z pranks.
What's Jay Z's Favorite Animal?
The that-s**...-crayfish!
why was Sean Connery upset with Jay Z's wife?
because she was being a biotch eh
You should try out my Famous Brownie Mix
I've got Tupac on here, 50 Cent, Jay-Z...
Where does Jay-Z drive when he's on the highway?
In the HOV lane.
What is brown and rhymes with snoop?
Jay Z.
How does Jay Z clean the house?
With a hoova
Now Jay-Z has 100 problems.
ba-dum-tis
Jay-Z got attacked by Beyoncé's sister in an elevator
So I guess his problems just reached 100.
What is Jay-Z's favorite type of seafood?
That fish Cray.
What's Jay-Z's favorite city to perform in?
SHEBOY-gan
You're welcome
I can't believe that Jay Z's Magna Carta album is 800 years old.
Jay Z should give credit to those who came before him
...like Sandra Dee and Danny Kaye
Jay-Z's wife took him and their kid to the ocean for a day trip
It was a Bey, Bey's bae, & baby bay day.
If Jay-Z had a sloth
What would be its name? Lay-Z
What did Jay Z call his girlfriend when they were dating?
A Feyonce
I'm going to start rapping under the name "Jay Y"
So I can tell Jay Z "I'm coming for you"
When Beyoncé is on her period...
...does Jay Z have 100 problems?
The Queen Bee has up to 40 s**... partners a day.
Jay Z found his 100th problem then.
Hey Jay Z, what you think?
100 problems now?
If Jay Z is the j**... man....
Does that make Beyoncé his.....j**... boo?
What is (Jay Z)/(Mj)?
h-bar
What does Jay Z follow when playing hide n seek with his daughter?
Blue's clues
Who is Jay-Z's lunatic cousin?
Cra-Z
You know what's better than spending $200 on a JAY Z ticket?
Credit.
Why is Jay Z's mistress so mad all the time?
Cuz she'd rather be yoncé
Jay-Z doesn't have slumber parties...
...he has sleep HOVAS.
What's Jay Z's favorite video game?
Hovawatch
Jay-Z is Unable to Locate His Mobile Phone.
He says "Beyonce, have you seen my phone anywhere?"
She says "Did you try call it?"
He says "Yeah but it's on silent."
She says "If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
