The Best 29 Jay Z Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jay Z jokes. There are some jay z biggie smalls jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jay z tech n9ne puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Jay Z Jokes and Puns

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?


What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married?


What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before marriage?


what did the white woman say to the other white woman who confused jay-z for lil wayne?

thats ludacris

What did Jay-Z call his wife-to-be?


What did Jay Z call his wife before they got married?


What did Jay-Z call Beyoncé before they were married?


Michael Jackson did a moonwalk. What does Jay-Z do?

Jay-walks of course

What's Jay-z's favorite store?

Bed, bath and Beyond-cé.

Jay-Z is Unable to Locate His Mobile Phone.

He says "Beyonce, have you seen my phone anywhere?"

She says "Did you try call it?"

He says "Yeah but it's on silent."

She says "If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."

Most people would say that Eminem, Jay-Z, or Andre 3000 spit the hardest on the mic...

I personally think it was Mia Khalifa.

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What did Jay Z say when his friend died?

No Biggie.

What do you call it when Jay Z takes too many drugs?

A Hovadose.

What did Jay Z say when he called to break up with his girlfriend?

It's Hova.

What do you call Jay-Z having a leg transplant?

A hip-hop hip op.

Jay-Z should open a pizza place.

But all good pizza places need a nice Italian name, he could name it.. Lou Menotti's.

Holla at ya boi!!!

Man I'm so jealous of Jay-Z...

He knows exactly how many problems he has.

The Queen Bee has up to 40 sexual partners a day.

Jay Z found his 100th problem then.

What do you get if you cross Doc Brown and Jay-Z?

1.21 JiggaWhats

What did Jay-Z call Beyoncé after they got engaged?


Why does Jay Z love Christmas?

Because he's the best wrapper alive.

What did Jay-Z call Knowles before getting married?

his biancée

What's Jay-z's favourite soccer team?

Brighton and Hov Albion.

What's JAY-Z's favourite cheese?


Jay Z is so Hovarated

Why did Jay-Z turn his windshield wipers on?

For drizzle, my nizzle.

You know what's better than spending $200 on a JAY Z ticket?


Jay-Z's wife took him and their kid to the ocean for a day trip

It was a Bey, Bey's bae, & baby bay day.

Jay Z should give credit to those who came before him Sandra Dee and Danny Kaye

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the jay z linkin park jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working jay z pritchett piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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