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Jay Leno walked past a painting of Simon Cowell surrounded by his dogs during AGT.

And said: Cowell looked at the dogs like they were on the menu at a Korean restaurant.

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You’re not famous until my mother has heard of you.

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The Washington Bullets are changing their name.

They don’t want their team to be associated with crime. From now on, they’ll just be known as the Bullets.

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Yesterday morning Facebook was temporarily offline, leaving millions of workers unable to do anything except their jobs.

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The crime problem in New York is getting really serious.

The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.

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How many are worried about a government shutdown?

How many are worried about it starting back up?

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A man and his wife are in the hospital.

The wife has cancer and she is dying. Her hair has fallen out and she is covered in tumors. The wife says to the man, "I'm so sorry I have never given you oral sex" so in her weakened state she proceeds to go down on her husband. They both love it! She continues to give her husband oral sex over and over again, day after day; She starts to realize that she is getting healthier and healthier. The doctors think that it must be from all the oral sex she is giving her husband! Her hair grows back, the tumors dissipate and she returns to her normal healthy beautiful self. For the first time in months the wife walks back into their home and sees her husband crying. She asks, "why are you crying? I'm better!"

The husband replies, "I could have saved mom!"

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How come you never see a headline like "Psychic Wins Lottery"

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A dead body was discovered this week on the grounds of a country estate owned by Queen Elizabeth.

The queen said today she hopes this serves as a reminder to anybody on her staff that there is a right way and a wrong way to polish sterling silver.

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Just thought this one up: What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?

They both know when it's time to turn things over.

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The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.

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The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.

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I was reading in the paper today that Congress wants to replace the dollar bill with a coin.

They’ve already done it. It’s called a nickel !

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America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.

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Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?

A: A fund raiser.

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What's the opposite of funny?

answer:Jay Leno

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The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.

We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
--Jay Leno

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CONCLUSION

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