Jay Jokes
55 jay jokes and hilarious jay puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about jay that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Feast your eyes and ears on the best of the best in Jay Jokes! From the beloved Toronto Blue Jays to ninjago's Jay, this collection of jokes, puns and one-liners will have you laughing out loud. Enjoy classic jokes such as Jay Hickman, Jill Cutler and Joe, as well as new favorites featuring your favorite bird of all - the Blue Jay!
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Funniest Jay Short Jokes
Short jay jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jay humour may include short martin jokes also.
- Jay Leno walked past a painting of Simon Cowell surrounded by his dogs during AGT. And said: Cowell looked at the dogs like they were on the menu at a korean restaurant.
- My friend Jay recently had twin girls, and wanted to name them after him. So I suggested Kaye and Elle.
- what did the white woman say to the other white woman who confused jay-z for lil wayne? thats ludacris
- Jay Leno racist joke Jay Leno to Gabrielle Union: Well your hairstyles is way too black for viewers !
- The Washington Bullets are changing their name. They don’t want their team to be associated with crime. From now on, they’ll just be known as the Bullets.
- Yesterday morning Facebook was temporarily offline, leaving millions of workers unable to do anything except their jobs.
- The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.
- Most people would say that Eminem, Jay-Z, or Andre 3000 spit the hardest on the mic... I personally think it was mia Khalifa.
- If you asked QB Jay Cutler For Change of a Dollar He'd only give you 3 good quarters.
- Jay and Silent Bob is only funny to non stoners..... Jay and Silent Bob is only funny to non stoners..... Because everything is funny to real stoners.
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Jay One Liners
Which jay one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jay? I can suggest the ones about remake and .
- What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married? Feyónce
- What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married? Feyoncè
- What did Jay-Z call beyonce before marriage? Feyonce
- Who Is Jay Gatsby's Favorite Comic Book Character? Deadpool.
- I'm out bird watching with sinead O'Connor.... so far it´s been 7 owls and 15 jays.
- What did Jay Gatsby say when Myrtle got hit by a car? Oopsie Daisy
- What did Jay-Z call his wife-to-be? Feyoncé.
- You’re not famous until my mother has heard of you.
- What did Jay Z call his wife before they got married? Fiance
- What is the name of Jay-Z's pet sloth? Lay-Z
- What did Jay-Z call Beyoncé before they were married? Fiancée
- Michael Jackson did a moonwalk. What does Jay-Z do? Jay-walks of course
- Mr Peg, my Digital Photography teacher, just passed away. Rest in peace Jay.
- What is a bird's preferred movie format? Blu-jay Disc
- What's Jay-z's favorite store? Bed, bath and Beyond-cé.
Jay Z Jokes
Here is a list of funny jay z jokes and even better jay z puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What did Jay Z say when his friend died? No Biggie.
- What do you call it when Jay Z takes too many drugs? A Hovadose.
- What did Jay Z say when he called to break up with his girlfriend? It's Hova.
- What do you call Jay-Z having a leg transplant? A hip-hop hip op.
- Jay-Z should open a pizza place. But all good pizza places need a nice Italian name, he could name it.. Lou Menotti's.
- Holla at ya boi!!! Man I'm so jealous of Jay-Z...
He knows exactly how many problems he has. - What do you get if you cross Doc Brown and Jay-Z? 1.21 JiggaWhats
- What did Jay-Z call Beyoncé after they got engaged? Fiancée.
- Why did Jay-Z turn his windshield wipers on? For drizzle, my nizzle.
- Why does Jay Z love Christmas? Because he's the best wrapper alive.
Blue Jay Jokes
Here is a list of funny blue jay jokes and even better blue jay puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why didn't the bird use the crosswalk? It was a Blue Jay.
- What's the difference between Canadian baseball and an old testament drug dealer? ... One has the Blue Jays in it, the other has the Jews blazin' it.
- What does Jay Z follow when playing hide n seek with his daughter? Blue's clues
- Why was the blue jay arrested for crossing the road? Because jaywalking is i**....
- "Dad, what's your favorite bird?" "I don't know, maybe the Blue Jay"
"What's mom's favorite bird?"
"Definitely the s**..."
Laughter Jay Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity
What funny jokes about jay you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make jay pranks.
Naming the kids
A guy named Jay walks into a bar and orders a beer. "How's your wife doing?" the bartender asks. "She's doing great. The doctor says the pregnancy is going well and we can expect two healthy twin girls," Jay replies. "I'd really like to name them after myself, but can't decide on the names." "How about Kay and Elle?" the bartender replies.
Hospital and Cop
*In class*
Teacher: "Jay, why are you down today?"
Jay: "Because my mom is at the hospital and my dad's at the police station."
Teacher: "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, dear. Do you want to go home?"
Jay: "Yes, please."
After Jay has left the classroom, the teacher asks the other classmates, "Why is Jay's father at the police station and his mother at the hospital?"
Classmate: "Because his father is a policeman and his mom's a nurse."
I used to work the front desk at this small car repair shop.
It was owned by a couple of guys, Jack and Jay. Both guys were really well known and liked around town but Jack never seemed to come into the shop.
People would come in frequently looking for Jack and I would tell them Jays here but Jacks off all day.
What did the jay get a ticket for?
Walking.
My friend's name is Jay
We call him J for short.
What did Jay Sherman say about your breath?
It stinks!
Ryan Reynolds would have been great as Jay Gatsby.
After all, he's both Green Lantern and Deadpool.
What Song did Jay Sean just remix?
Baby are you Dow Dow Dow Dow Dow.
The Queen Bee has up to 40 s**... partners a day.
Jay Z found his 100th problem then.
What advice does Jay Leno receive when sad?
Chin up pal.
Dollar bill With a COIN !! :D
"I was reading in the paper today that Congress wants to replace the dollar bill with a coin. They've already done it. It's called a nickel" -Jay Leno
My friend Jay is going to name his newborn son "K"
When I asked him why, he said he wanted to name him after himself.
Did you hear about Jay Gatsby's car?
It was a real hit with the ladies.