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If you watch Jaws backwards it is a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms & legs to disabled people.

Steven Spielberg just announced he's not doing anymore shark movies.

This is a real Jaw dropper

Who delivers presents to sharks on Christmas?

Santa Jaws

When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.

What did Jaws call his solo banking firm?

Loan shark.

What do you get if you watch Jaws backwards?

You get a movie about a shark that throws up so many people that they need to open a beach

Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws?
It costs an arm and a leg to eat there.

If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called?
Loch Jaws.

TIL selfies killed more people last year than shark attacks.

Jaws 5: Selfies strike back

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I s**... off a shark last night...

Now I have jaw ache

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