The Best 6 Javier Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Javier jokes. There are some javier fettish jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these javier carlos puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Javier Jokes and Puns

Landlord: That Spanish actor out of Skyfall was kicking off in my pub the other night.

Customer: Javier Bardem?

Landlord: No, but he IS on his final warning.

A Scottish bouncer walks into his local pub...

...and the bartender says:

"We could have used you in here last night, we had that Spanish actor from that Coen brothers film in, smashing the place up."

"Oh, Javier Bardem?"

"No. We just kicked him out."

My mate from up North owns a pub.

He was telling me other night that he's been having trouble with a famous Spanish actor who keeps coming into his pub and causing chaos.

Javier Bardem? I asked

I've tried," he replied, but he just keeps comin' back.

[Soccer] What's Javier HernΓ‘ndez's favourite cereals?

Chicha-weetos!

Javier became a drug dealer.

He now goes by the street name "Have Yay".


"The actor who plays the villain in No Country For old Men was causing trouble in my bar last night."

"Javier Bardem?"

"No, but I will if he does it again."

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