The Best 14 Javelin Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Javelin jokes. There are some javelin spear jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these javelin tyson puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Javelin Jokes and Puns

What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

Javelin joke, Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

What's black and white and can't turn round in a lift?

A nun with a javelin in her head.


Question 1: which is better - javelin or that sport where you throw a round flat object?

Discuss.

There is a sport greater than Javelin

Discus.

Javelin joke, There is a sport greater than Javelin

What's small and can't turn around in thin corridors

A baby with a javelin through its head

My dad's favorite joke for some reason...

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

...

A nun with a javelin through her head.

What did the javelin thrower say at the pep rally?

SPIRIT!!!!

Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.

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What's red and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A ballerina with a javelin through her head.

What's black and white and can't turn around in corridors?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat.

(The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the javelin dart jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working javelin discus piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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